Spoon Dick
Spoon Dick by dé ƒåç†ø May 30, 2010
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Dick Spoon
Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.
Dick Spoon by Dano78 October 1, 2022
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Dicked the spoon by Diane Zwart October 14, 2018
Spook Dicked
When a guy places a white handkerchief on his dick so it looks like a Halloween ghost and chases someone around the house with it.
I was hoping to get some action with Brad last night but all he did was act like a child and spook dicked me
Spook Dicked by LameGinger123 July 28, 2017
Spoondock Saints
(1) A game in which two men dress in Irish Garb and spoon.
(2) Spooning while watching Boondock Saints
(2) Spooning while watching Boondock Saints
Bruce and Brett were supposed to go out with us last night, but they ended up just staying in and playing Spoondock Saints. What a bunch of faggots.
Spoondock Saints by Mike Majcen February 25, 2008
spoonlicker
when all hell breaks loose, spoonlicker is usually the cause. spoonlicker is the reason the ban button and system was advanced.
spoonlicker by Programming Sapien February 5, 2013
Spoondick
One night of passion between a woman and a man ends with the cry "Pull out!" coming from the woman.. In a hasty withdrawl in the motion of a spoon, the male accidently leaves a few droplets of his retarded DNA.
Out of this accident a Spoondick is born 9 months later.
Definition of a Spoondick or a spooner:
A guy who is seen with a girl who is way out of his league.
A Spoondick can be seen usually carrying her handbag, like a servant or a trained animal, refer to (whipped) and inferiating all other surrounding males with his worthless genetic appearance.
The spoondick will attempt to impressive his woman with uncontrollable generousity, yet he is more than likely destined for heartbreak and taken a ride, on a selfish attempt of the female to attract an alpha male.
Out of this accident a Spoondick is born 9 months later.
Definition of a Spoondick or a spooner:
A guy who is seen with a girl who is way out of his league.
A Spoondick can be seen usually carrying her handbag, like a servant or a trained animal, refer to (whipped) and inferiating all other surrounding males with his worthless genetic appearance.
The spoondick will attempt to impressive his woman with uncontrollable generousity, yet he is more than likely destined for heartbreak and taken a ride, on a selfish attempt of the female to attract an alpha male.
Look at that Spoondick! How the hell did that Spoondick get her?!?
What a spooner, he must have money.
What a spooner, he must have money.
Spoondick by william graham January 29, 2007
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