Spoon Dick 

A penis without girth yet contains a massive head.

I loved him but his spoon dick was like being fucked by a troll.

Spoon Dick by dé ƒåç†ø May 30, 2010

Dick Spoon 

Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.

"No, no plastic spoon for Inmate Smith- he's been packing the musket again. Give him a dick spoon".

Dick Spoon by Dano78 October 1, 2022

Dicked the spoon 

Wiping the head of a dick with a spoon used to get coconut oil.

I dicked the spoon after I used it to get coconut oil out of the jar.

Dicked the spoon by Diane Zwart October 14, 2018

Spook Dicked 

When a guy places a white handkerchief on his dick so it looks like a Halloween ghost and chases someone around the house with it.

I was hoping to get some action with Brad last night but all he did was act like a child and spook dicked me

Spook Dicked by LameGinger123 July 28, 2017

Spoondock Saints 

(1) A game in which two men dress in Irish Garb and spoon.
(2) Spooning while watching Boondock Saints

Bruce and Brett were supposed to go out with us last night, but they ended up just staying in and playing Spoondock Saints. What a bunch of faggots.

Spoondock Saints by Mike Majcen February 25, 2008

spoonlicker 

an annoying fuck as troll that constantly trolls/spams cplusplus.com

when all hell breaks loose, spoonlicker is usually the cause. spoonlicker is the reason the ban button and system was advanced.

spoonlicker by Programming Sapien February 5, 2013

Spoondick  

One night of passion between a woman and a man ends with the cry "Pull out!" coming from the woman.. In a hasty withdrawl in the motion of a spoon, the male accidently leaves a few droplets of his retarded DNA.

Out of this accident a Spoondick is born 9 months later.

Definition of a Spoondick or a spooner:
A guy who is seen with a girl who is way out of his league.
A Spoondick can be seen usually carrying her handbag, like a servant or a trained animal, refer to (whipped) and inferiating all other surrounding males with his worthless genetic appearance.

The spoondick will attempt to impressive his woman with uncontrollable generousity, yet he is more than likely destined for heartbreak and taken a ride, on a selfish attempt of the female to attract an alpha male.

Look at that Spoondick! How the hell did that Spoondick get her?!?
What a spooner, he must have money.

Spoondick by william graham January 29, 2007