GARB

Great American ReBalancing

A post COVID19 recalibration of the USA - away from the dense coastal cities, to the mid west and plains - Okie city and Fort Wayne, Indiana.

After BRICs and FANGs, Wall Street embraced the GARB trade.

Farmer 1: ‘Who is that Greek Socialite making a complete mess of Bill’s paddock in a 13 ton Deere Combine Harvester?’.

Farmer 2: Some Prepper from Manhattan - part of the GARB movement - came out in the Summer of 2020 with sacks of cash and gave Bill an offer that he could not refuse. With the mess he’s making - bushels and soy are both up 7%, supply problem.

by Irish Dan 3 April 11, 2020

Garb

A Person who sucks at COD (Call of Duty)

That kid on the other team is such garb.
My team is fucking garb.

by 123trgth January 7, 2012

garb

shorter term for garbage

That liar over there is so full of garb.

by El_Scorcho August 24, 2003

garb

An "in" style article of clothing known as the mexican hoodie. Usually found striped and baggy, this new trend is sweeping accross the nation.

"Did you see Ben's new garb? He bought it this Christmas break in Mexico..."

by mexoco-jeaa. February 11, 2009

garb

anything that is contemptibly worthless, inferior, or vile

Robert's fantasy football team is garb.

by zainm July 12, 2012

garb

To dress.
A specific type of dress (see also gear).

It's cold outside; I think I'll wear my heavy garb today. OR I think I'll garb my heavy clothes.

by dave June 24, 2004

garb

Renaissance festival usage: clothing or a costume.

Fuck, where did I put my garb last night.
Nice garb.
Oh, you have some horse shit on your garb.

by pie May 10, 2004