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Skeletons have a micropenis
Female skeletons are a microvirgin
Skeletons by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019
a stack of bones with the people scraped off.
The skeletons looks like your mom.
skeletons by Jill and Sarah February 15, 2007
Track homes or buildings not yet finished, just the frames of the building.
Tonight were gonna party in the skeletons.
skeletons by Phucker January 30, 2007
People that roast pngtubers. They are bony, and look like a real skeleton. However, they all seem to hang in one position when they are roasting someone.

They aren't all bad, though. If they spot something that's based, they'll say so. And, they'll actually play their little jingle in reverse if they actually see a pngtuber actually being based.
"they be skeletons against jellybean"
skeletons by AlphaWalker April 20, 2022

Skeletons in the closet

Secrets and several other past memories that you prefer not to talk about with anyone else. This can range from one-night stands to betraying a best friend to as much as killing someone. However, "skeletal" moments don't just have to do with only dark pasts. It can also be about embarrassing moments you've had that you simply feel too awful to speak of.
Someone with barely any or no skeletons in the closet can make it far in a large corporation.

Being married has taught me that if I don't clean up the skeletons in the closet sooner than I should can have abrupt consequences.

Skeletons in your iPod 

Songs or Videos in your iPod collection that you would be totally embarrassed about if your friends found out about them.
Heath: Hey, Lunchbox, you left your iPod here at work all unlocked and unattended.

Lunchbox: Uhhhh...Thanks, Brother H.

Heath: No problem, Box. Considering some of the crap that you like, I bet you have some serious skeletons in your iPod you wouldn't want anyone to find!
Skeletons in your iPod by 82 December 9, 2008