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Skeletons have a micropenis
Female skeletons are a microvirgin
Skeletons by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019
a stack of bones with the people scraped off.
The skeletons looks like your mom.
skeletons by Jill and Sarah February 15, 2007
Track homes or buildings not yet finished, just the frames of the building.
Tonight were gonna party in the skeletons.
skeletons by Phucker January 30, 2007
People that roast pngtubers. They are bony, and look like a real skeleton. However, they all seem to hang in one position when they are roasting someone.

They aren't all bad, though. If they spot something that's based, they'll say so. And, they'll actually play their little jingle in reverse if they actually see a pngtuber actually being based.
"they be skeletons against jellybean"
skeletons by AlphaWalker April 20, 2022

Skeletons in the closet

Secrets and several other past memories that you prefer not to talk about with anyone else. This can range from one-night stands to betraying a best friend to as much as killing someone. However, "skeletal" moments don't just have to do with only dark pasts. It can also be about embarrassing moments you've had that you simply feel too awful to speak of.
Someone with barely any or no skeletons in the closet can make it far in a large corporation.

Being married has taught me that if I don't clean up the skeletons in the closet sooner than I should can have abrupt consequences.
Skeletons in the closet by josalv3 August 18, 2009

Skeletons in your iPod 

Songs or Videos in your iPod collection that you would be totally embarrassed about if your friends found out about them.
Heath: Hey, Lunchbox, you left your iPod here at work all unlocked and unattended.

Lunchbox: Uhhhh...Thanks, Brother H.

Heath: No problem, Box. Considering some of the crap that you like, I bet you have some serious skeletons in your iPod you wouldn't want anyone to find!
Skeletons in your iPod by 82 December 9, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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