Example of Dark Humor
Me: My heroes are the people who killed Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold
Friend: Who are they?
Me: They're the kids who shot up Columbine High School.
Friend: Who the hell would shoot up their school? Only a monster would do that.
Me: That's why that the people who killed them are my heroes.
Friend: Ok makes sense.
10 Minutes later.
Friend: Wait a second.
Me: My heroes are the people who killed Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold
Friend: Who are they?
Me: They're the kids who shot up Columbine High School.
Friend: Who the hell would shoot up their school? Only a monster would do that.
Me: That's why that the people who killed them are my heroes.
Friend: Ok makes sense.
10 Minutes later.
Friend: Wait a second.
by A4775 October 28, 2020
by A4775 October 20, 2020
Hmm. I'm bored and don't know what to do. Oh I know. I'm going to find the word "sex" in the dictionary.
by A4775 November 07, 2020
Example of being racist.
Person 1: I am a sprinter so I prefer short distance races.
Person 2: Same here bro.
Person 3: I'm a long distance runner so I like marathons.
Person 1: Get the fuck out of here. No one likes you.
Person 1: I am a sprinter so I prefer short distance races.
Person 2: Same here bro.
Person 3: I'm a long distance runner so I like marathons.
Person 1: Get the fuck out of here. No one likes you.
by A4775 October 27, 2020
An ego lifter (Not to be confused with a show off) is someone who tries to lift more than they normally would when they're being watched by others. They let their egos take control of them but will fail miserably when attempting the lift.
John usually benches 100kg but now that there were girls watching, he tried to bench 120kg but nearly ended up dropping the bar on his neck. What an ego lifter.
by A4775 March 01, 2021