A4775's definitions

Eris Loris

A random kid who decided to ruin his life just to become "famous" for 3 days.

Friend: Wanna play Among Us
Me: Sure
Friend: Ok lets join coochi man's server
Friend: Who the fuck removed the spaceship?
Me: Why is the entire room black?
Eris Loris: Subscribe to my shitty youtube channel or I'll blow up your fucking phone.
Eris Loris: Subscribe to my shitty youtube channel or I'll blow up your fucking phone.
Eris Loris: Subscribe to my shitty youtube channel or I'll blow up your fucking phone.
Eris Loris: Subscribe to my shitty youtube channel or I'll blow up your fucking phone.
Eris Loris: Subscribe to my shitty youtube channel or I'll blow up your fucking phone.
Me: Oh shit it's that gay kid again.

by A4775 October 25, 2020

Racist

A person who discriminates against someone else because of their favourite race type.

Example of being racist.
Person 1: I am a sprinter so I prefer short distance races.
Person 2: Same here bro.
Person 3: I'm a long distance runner so I like marathons.
Person 1: Get the fuck out of here. No one likes you.

by A4775 October 27, 2020

Dark Humor

Humor that's supposed to be out of the ordinary because some people find normal jokes boring.

Example of Dark Humor
Me: My heroes are the people who killed Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold
Friend: Who are they?
Me: They're the kids who shot up Columbine High School.
Friend: Who the hell would shoot up their school? Only a monster would do that.
Me: That's why that the people who killed them are my heroes.
Friend: Ok makes sense.
10 Minutes later.
Friend: Wait a second.

by A4775 October 27, 2020

No Nut November Pass

It doesn't exist. It's just an excuse to not participate in No Nut November.

Friend: Hey I have the No Nut November Pass so now I can nut all I want.
Me: And where the hell did you find that fake news from?

by A4775 November 4, 2020

Ma'am

I need your corporate number!!

It's MA'AM

by A4775 November 5, 2020

Dictionary

Something you use to look up "sex" when bored in class and have a dictionary.

Hmm. I'm bored and don't know what to do. Oh I know. I'm going to find the word "sex" in the dictionary.

by A4775 November 6, 2020

Name

Seriously, just stop with the name definitions on urban dictionary. They don't mean shit.

Jayden: Wow look at my name on urban dictionary. It says that a Jayden is a strong smart guy who gets all the chicks and will become richer than Jeff Bezos.
Bob: Shut up, you're 15 and you've dropped out of school and do nothing but sit down all day.

by A4775 November 9, 2020