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Spongebobbing it 

The reluctance or refusal to get one's drivers license, with no legitimate reason other than laziness or procrastination. People who are spongebobbing it typically walk everywhere they need to go or rely on others to get around, which will often become a nuisance or a burden to others.
"Hey, can you give me a ride into town?"

"Man, you need to stop spongebobbing it and get your license already"
Spongebobbing it by rose129 October 27, 2019

Spongebobbing

The act of wringing out an extremely wet dick like a sponge.
Dude, my girl was totally spongebobbing me last night. It was awesome.
Spongebobbing by bigchungus69420 November 27, 2019

Spongeboni 

It's that shit that mops shit up!!!!!!!111
Hey bro, I need to mop up that jizz stack; pass that spongeboni!!!!!!!!11111
Spongeboni by JiZZ$SpONgeS December 2, 2011

Spongebobist

A believer in the religion of “Spongebob” and our savior “Patrick”. The belief is that spongebob and patrick saved the world.
Hey, you are Christian, but I am a Spongebobist. A believer in spongebob
Spongebobist by Tronesto June 12, 2018

spongebobing 

When a searies of men ejaculate on a sponge and they force it in to some one's mouth.
This girl payed some guys to cum onto a sponge and put it into her mouth she called it spongebobing.
spongebobing by Shane S September 18, 2008

spongebobbing

To appear homosexual based on a comment or action with no indended sexuality.

From the ridiculous assumption that popular cartoon character Sponge Bob is gay; as decried by James Dobson.
If one straight guy tells another that his pants look good - he's spongebobbing.
spongebobbing by Stinkoman January 27, 2005