Spongebobian 

Someone who believes that Sponge Bob Squarepants died for their mortal soul to save them from hell (wich is only an eternal sinkfull of dirty dishes ) and to give whosoever believith on the silly yellow Sponge should not perish , but spend eternity with Him in The Great Pineapple under the sea

When I was 30 years of age I realized that Jesus was full of shit and I turned from my hypocritical christian ways and gave my heart to Sponge Bob, I shure wish everyone was a born again Spongebobian

Spongebobian by BluKat420 December 28, 2009

Spongebobian 

As if done by Spongebob, or in a manner similar to his.

He caught the jellyfish in a spongebobian manner.
E. g "he caught the jellyfish using a net".

Spongebobian by NotSpongebobNoMore March 7, 2018

Spongebobian Crash Out 

A Crash Out from someone who is usually kind and/or understanding. This is usually considered justified or understandable by witnesses/outside parties. The namesake for this is Sponge Bob, who is usually a nice guy but has lost his shit for understandable reasons.

Person A: That was a Spongebobian Crash Out of epic proportions.
Person B: Yeah, I kinda feel bad for the guy.

Spongebobian Crash Out by The Possum of Wisdom December 28, 2024

Spongebobbing it 

The reluctance or refusal to get one's drivers license, with no legitimate reason other than laziness or procrastination. People who are spongebobbing it typically walk everywhere they need to go or rely on others to get around, which will often become a nuisance or a burden to others.

"Hey, can you give me a ride into town?"

"Man, you need to stop spongebobbing it and get your license already"

Spongebobbing it by rose129 October 27, 2019

Spongebobbing

The act of wringing out an extremely wet dick like a sponge.

Dude, my girl was totally spongebobbing me last night. It was awesome.

Spongebobbing by bigchungus69420 November 27, 2019

Spongebobist

A believer in the religion of “Spongebob” and our savior “Patrick”. The belief is that spongebob and patrick saved the world.

Hey, you are Christian, but I am a Spongebobist. A believer in spongebob

Spongebobist by Tronesto June 12, 2018

spongebobing 

When a searies of men ejaculate on a sponge and they force it in to some one's mouth.

This girl payed some guys to cum onto a sponge and put it into her mouth she called it spongebobing.

spongebobing by Shane S September 18, 2008