SpongeJohn 

A special breed of John which is named for his SpongeBob work ethic, smile and optimism; as well as his unconditional love for the Squidward in his life.

Look at that voluptuous woman over there adoring that man over there, he must be a SpongeJohn.

SpongeJohn by A&Please me July 14, 2022

Spongebong Hemppants 

One of the funniest Internet cartoons ever, but for some reason is very hard to find.

Who live in a bong in a dormitory? Spongebong Hemppants!

Spongebong Hemppants by --- March 6, 2005

spongemonkey 

spongemonkey's are those fonky-looking demented hamsters on the quiznos commercials. a.k.a....the coolest things ever!

"eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuus!! they are tasty they are crunchy they are warm because they toast them! THEY GOT A PEPPER BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuuuus! when you bring in a coupoooooooon for things to eat or oil changes!!!!! or pony rides or hair pluuuuuuuugs! subs are a dollar off.....BEWARE OF PAPER CUUUUUUUUUTS!!!!"

spongemonkey by marni March 7, 2004

Spongeboni 

It's that shit that mops shit up!!!!!!!111

Hey bro, I need to mop up that jizz stack; pass that spongeboni!!!!!!!!11111

Spongeboni by JiZZ$SpONgeS December 2, 2011

spongemonkey 

the funniest creatures u see in the quiznos commercials and on rathergood.com

"We like da mooooon! Cuz it's close to us!"

spongemonkey by Dirge February 13, 2005

Spongemonster 

Extra-large tampons designed for heavy-flow days.

K-Swiss is bleeding so much, she's got three spongemonsters shoved up there.

Spongemonster by The Round Mound of Tampons March 10, 2011

spongejob

a dream of spongebob giving you a blowjob; a blowjob in which you vision the person blowing you as spongebob

I had an awesome spongejob last night.

I can't talk now, im getting a spongejob.

spongejob by rosie3293 January 29, 2009