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1.a boner that never reaches maximum hardness.

2. a boner that you obtain while watching/talking about spongebob

I had a spongeboner all day today

spongeboner by dan bobby December 23, 2016

Words you can keep

Spongebong Hemppants

One of the funniest Internet cartoons ever, but for some reason is very hard to find.

Who live in a bong in a dormitory? Spongebong Hemppants!

Spongebong Hemppants by --- March 6, 2005

Spongeboomer

An individual who will only watch seasons 1 -3 of Spongebob, and will refuse to watch anything after mentioned seasons.

"I ONLY enjoy the early seasons of Spongebob, the episodes they make now are unfunny!"
"Dude stop being a Spongeboomer and give the new seasons a try"

Spongeboomer by ImpossiblePotPie May 22, 2020

Spongeboomer

A person who always insists that the newer episodes, including past season 9, of Spongebob Squarepants are forgettable garbage compared to its earliest episodes, specifically before the first Spongebob movie.

In the same vain as a Genwunner is to Pokémon.

Person 1: "The newer episodes of Spongebob are such garbage. Goes to show you how much pre-movie episodes will always be superior."

Person 2: "Ok Spongeboomer."

Spongeboomer by CrispyMiner February 16, 2020

Spongeboni

It's that shit that mops shit up!!!!!!!111

Hey bro, I need to mop up that jizz stack; pass that spongeboni!!!!!!!!11111

Spongeboni by JiZZ$SpONgeS December 2, 2011

Spongeboomer

A person who says that anything related to SpongeBob after the first movie sucks.

Person 1: I hated the SpongeBob Movie Out of Water. Why the 3D animation?
Person 2: Ok, Spongeboomer.

Spongeboomer by Green Hell Zone December 2, 2020

spongeboomer

someone who thinks only the first 3 seasons of spongebob squarepants are good and everything after the first movie is complete garbage, they think they’re opinions are facts cause they grew up watching it and anything after their prime sucks.

spongeboomer: these new spongebob episodes suck!! why is the animation so fluid?! old spongebob is way better smh

me: spongebob is spongebob. all the seasons deserve love :)

spongeboomer by theeggcarrier September 8, 2020

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026