spongeboner

1.a boner that never reaches maximum hardness.

2. a boner that you obtain while watching/talking about spongebob

I had a spongeboner all day today

by dan bobby December 23, 2016

Spongebong Hemppants

One of the funniest Internet cartoons ever, but for some reason is very hard to find.

Who live in a bong in a dormitory? Spongebong Hemppants!

by --- March 6, 2005

Spongeboomer

An individual who will only watch seasons 1 -3 of Spongebob, and will refuse to watch anything after mentioned seasons.

"I ONLY enjoy the early seasons of Spongebob, the episodes they make now are unfunny!"
"Dude stop being a Spongeboomer and give the new seasons a try"

by ImpossiblePotPie May 22, 2020

Spongeboomer

A person who always insists that the newer episodes, including past season 9, of Spongebob Squarepants are forgettable garbage compared to its earliest episodes, specifically before the first Spongebob movie.

In the same vain as a Genwunner is to Pokémon.

Person 1: "The newer episodes of Spongebob are such garbage. Goes to show you how much pre-movie episodes will always be superior."

Person 2: "Ok Spongeboomer."

by CrispyMiner February 16, 2020

Spongeboni

It's that shit that mops shit up!!!!!!!111

Hey bro, I need to mop up that jizz stack; pass that spongeboni!!!!!!!!11111

by JiZZ$SpONgeS December 2, 2011

Spongeboomer

A person who says that anything related to SpongeBob after the first movie sucks.

Person 1: I hated the SpongeBob Movie Out of Water. Why the 3D animation?
Person 2: Ok, Spongeboomer.

by Green Hell Zone December 2, 2020

spongeboomer

someone who thinks only the first 3 seasons of spongebob squarepants are good and everything after the first movie is complete garbage, they think they’re opinions are facts cause they grew up watching it and anything after their prime sucks.

spongeboomer: these new spongebob episodes suck!! why is the animation so fluid?! old spongebob is way better smh

me: spongebob is spongebob. all the seasons deserve love :)

by theeggcarrier September 8, 2020