spongeboner
1.a boner that never reaches maximum hardness.
2. a boner that you obtain while watching/talking about spongebob
2. a boner that you obtain while watching/talking about spongebob
spongeboner by dan bobby December 23, 2016
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Spongeboomer
An individual who will only watch seasons 1 -3 of Spongebob, and will refuse to watch anything after mentioned seasons.
"I ONLY enjoy the early seasons of Spongebob, the episodes they make now are unfunny!"
"Dude stop being a Spongeboomer and give the new seasons a try"
"Dude stop being a Spongeboomer and give the new seasons a try"
Spongeboomer by ImpossiblePotPie May 22, 2020
Spongeboomer
A person who always insists that the newer episodes, including past season 9, of Spongebob Squarepants are forgettable garbage compared to its earliest episodes, specifically before the first Spongebob movie.
In the same vain as a Genwunner is to Pokémon.
In the same vain as a Genwunner is to Pokémon.
Person 1: "The newer episodes of Spongebob are such garbage. Goes to show you how much pre-movie episodes will always be superior."
Person 2: "Ok Spongeboomer."
Person 2: "Ok Spongeboomer."
Spongeboomer by CrispyMiner February 16, 2020
Spongeboni
Spongeboni by JiZZ$SpONgeS December 2, 2011
Spongeboomer
Person 1: I hated the SpongeBob Movie Out of Water. Why the 3D animation?
Person 2: Ok, Spongeboomer.
Person 2: Ok, Spongeboomer.
Spongeboomer by Green Hell Zone December 2, 2020
spongeboomer
someone who thinks only the first 3 seasons of spongebob squarepants are good and everything after the first movie is complete garbage, they think they’re opinions are facts cause they grew up watching it and anything after their prime sucks.
spongeboomer: these new spongebob episodes suck!! why is the animation so fluid?! old spongebob is way better smh
me: spongebob is spongebob. all the seasons deserve love :)
me: spongebob is spongebob. all the seasons deserve love :)
spongeboomer by theeggcarrier September 8, 2020
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