Spongemonster
Spongemonster by The Round Mound of Tampons March 10, 2011
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Spongemonster
An extra-large tampon that can be inserted into multiple orifices for absorption of fluids resulting from heavy-flow days, or prison-rape days, or projectile-vomiting from seeing your wife drink a dirt pipe milkshake from a stranger.
It's a good thing you had an extra spongemonster, cause my ass got gaped by a homeless man this morning.
Spongemonster by Spongemonster Squarepants March 14, 2011
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spongemaster
Spongemaster: An individual who never misses an opportunity to freeload or score freebies with a sunny disposition.
Hostess: Hey! I just put a plate of sandwiches out two minutes ago, and they’re gone? I only invited Gina, Michael, and Janet to this party!
Host: You invited SpongeMaster Mike. Case closed.
Host: You invited SpongeMaster Mike. Case closed.
spongemaster by CharlieDonuts December 28, 2018
Spongemonger
1. A SpongeBob background track
2. A chaotic moment
3. An insane person
4. (present tense, Spongemongering) The act of frantically doing something as fast as possible
2. A chaotic moment
3. An insane person
4. (present tense, Spongemongering) The act of frantically doing something as fast as possible
Spongemonger by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS November 28, 2023
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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