Spongemonster

Extra-large tampons designed for heavy-flow days.

K-Swiss is bleeding so much, she's got three spongemonsters shoved up there.

by The Round Mound of Tampons March 10, 2011

Spongemonster

An extra-large tampon that can be inserted into multiple orifices for absorption of fluids resulting from heavy-flow days, or prison-rape days, or projectile-vomiting from seeing your wife drink a dirt pipe milkshake from a stranger.

It's a good thing you had an extra spongemonster, cause my ass got gaped by a homeless man this morning.

by Spongemonster Squarepants March 14, 2011

spongemaster

Spongemaster: An individual who never misses an opportunity to freeload or score freebies with a sunny disposition.

Hostess: Hey! I just put a plate of sandwiches out two minutes ago, and they’re gone? I only invited Gina, Michael, and Janet to this party!
Host: You invited SpongeMaster Mike. Case closed.

by CharlieDonuts December 28, 2018

Spongemonger

1. A SpongeBob background track
2. A chaotic moment
3. An insane person
4. (present tense, Spongemongering) The act of frantically doing something as fast as possible

"Remember when those 2 people fought in the cafeteria?"
"Yes, that was truly a Spongemonger."

by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS November 28, 2023