Spongemonger

1. A SpongeBob background track
2. A chaotic moment
3. An insane person
4. (present tense, Spongemongering) The act of frantically doing something as fast as possible

"Remember when those 2 people fought in the cafeteria?"
"Yes, that was truly a Spongemonger."

by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS November 28, 2023

spongemonkey

spongemonkey's are those fonky-looking demented hamsters on the quiznos commercials. a.k.a....the coolest things ever!

"eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuus!! they are tasty they are crunchy they are warm because they toast them! THEY GOT A PEPPER BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuuuus! when you bring in a coupoooooooon for things to eat or oil changes!!!!! or pony rides or hair pluuuuuuuugs! subs are a dollar off.....BEWARE OF PAPER CUUUUUUUUUTS!!!!"

by marni March 7, 2004

spongemonkey

the funniest creatures u see in the quiznos commercials and on rathergood.com

"We like da mooooon! Cuz it's close to us!"

by Dirge February 13, 2005

Spongemonster

Extra-large tampons designed for heavy-flow days.

K-Swiss is bleeding so much, she's got three spongemonsters shoved up there.

by The Round Mound of Tampons March 10, 2011

spongemonkey

those scarry ass things on the quizno's comercial

'we love quiznos subs, because they're toasted' and other crazy random shits like that

by allievmarie February 13, 2004

spongemonkey

those crazy- ass weirdos that have bulging eyes and mouths that move even when the thing isn't talking. they have a voice worse than LaToya jackson. They have out of tune guitars and funky clothing. I love em.

"we love the suuubbbbsss....subs are a doooooollllllaaaarrrr off....." you know, does a dollar really matter for buying a freakin' sandwich? i dont think so. Screw the cupons. long live the spongemonkies.

by the real slim shady April 26, 2004

Spongemonster

An extra-large tampon that can be inserted into multiple orifices for absorption of fluids resulting from heavy-flow days, or prison-rape days, or projectile-vomiting from seeing your wife drink a dirt pipe milkshake from a stranger.

It's a good thing you had an extra spongemonster, cause my ass got gaped by a homeless man this morning.

by Spongemonster Squarepants March 14, 2011