Spolk 

A word used as another name for a rather large spoon (Noun Ver.)

A word used to describe something large and occasionally used to describe something large and annoying (Adjective Ver.)

N: Wow, that’s a REALLY big spolk right over there!

Adj: You’re so spolk!
Adv: You’re acting spolkky right now (Yes, it is Spolkky with 2 k’s)

Spolk by johnystrom June 29, 2024

Spokompton 

Spokompton, AKA Spokane is a stagnant rotting settlement in eastern Washington State near the Idaho border not totally but largely populated by losers of various sorts. Any talented local youth wastes no time escaping Spokompton shortly after high school. Spokompton is so far removed from cosmopolitan Seattle that it more appropriately belongs in nearby Idaho.....or maybe West Virginia.

This depressing run-down armpit excuse of a "city" can only be endured in doses of not much more than three consecutive days before one feels compelled to tear his eyes from their sockets and push needles into his ears while chewing aluminum foil. For those not stoners or meth-heads, there is little to do in this ghetto but watch losers pass by on their way to the convenience store for another couple of 40s.

The fairly pleasant summer weather gives way to a dreary fall followed by a dark and nasty winter where cars driving with chains on salted roads create parallel canyons in each lane revealed only by the spring snow melt that leaves behind shoe ruining slop should you have to walk in it.

Spokompton a town that people generally leave - not move to unless coerced by powers beyond their control.

This town is so messed up it reminds me of Spokompton.

There are more losers in this town than Spokompton.

Spokompton by Smack Baby August 21, 2011

Smolka's Postulate 

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.

Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).

Smolka's Postulate by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009

Spock flap 

The Spock flap is the hinged cover that folds over a cellular phone or hand held radio to protect the face from damage and accidental use.
The Spock flap is named after Mr. Spock in the original Star Trek series because of the radios used in that show .

Why don’t buy a crack berry?
I need to have a Spock flap on my cell phone or I will be constantly butt dialing everybody.

Spock flap by Fred 1989 July 6, 2010

spokestep 

cutting up vocals over a beat

AJR is the best at making spokesteps!

spokestep by sksjdjjdjdoskdn May 23, 2018

Solkkamal

Cute bean derg who loves spaghetti noodles and boops. Give her all of the boops. Can be found on discord in her wacky art server. Also has a youtube channel. Associated with Satyto.

Solkkamal is such a bean, her animations are amazing.

Solkkamal by bighotmeNn December 6, 2020

Spock

A sped jock. Usually play sports such as american football and hockey but receive C's, D's, and F's in their classes. Generally, spocks spend too much money on customized basketball shoes with colors that don't match and over exaggerate their actually ability to lift bro. Spocks hate on people with common sense and think they are good enough for every girl.

Guy #1: Look at Brian's new $200 dollar shoes.
Guy #2: The colors look so random so he must be a spock.

Spock by shrek71 May 24, 2014