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The result of the German influence or mexican music, such as the accordian and tuba.
I can't sleep 'cause those damn Mexicans upstairs keep playing that Spolka music all night long!
Spolka by tribalbear78 April 6, 2010
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SPOOKAWEEN 

SPOOKAWEEN IS WHEN YOUR TRICK OR TREATING AND SOMETHING JUMPS OUT THE BUSHES AND STEALS YOUR CANDY
I JUST CALLED THE COPS MY KIDS GOT THEIR CANDY STOLEN AGAIN THEY SAID ALL THEY SAW WAS TEETH AND EYES HOPE THAT HELPS OFFICER CATCH THEM DIRT BAGS OH YAH HAPPY SPOOKAWEEN
SPOOKAWEEN by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 30, 2011

Smolka's Postulate 

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.
Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).
Smolka's Postulate by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009

Spokane Shoehorn

A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."
Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."
Spokane Shoehorn by Bobby A. Smith August 20, 2013

Mt. Spokane High School 

A high school that's 95% white kids, except those few foreign exchange students. Known for there landscaped lawns, fully loaded SUV's, and smartphones.
Mt. Spokane high school student: Hey an I borrow your phone to look up Red Lobster's number?
Other Mt. Spokane student: sure! I could give you a ride, I get the Esclade tonight.

Spokane Cocaine

Methamphetamine manufactured in a bathtub or any number of rudimentary fashions around the Ozarks region.

Slang coined by legendary bluegrass band Big Smith "Trash"
You come to Nixa
The fuzz'll fix ya
Yea the Spokane Cocaine it'll six ya
Cause the redneck knows how the greenbacks flow
They got their bathtubs dopin' up the hicks, yeah
Spokane Cocaine by Maxxpowers January 14, 2013
means too be "spooky", but in a cool, laid back approach to the word, while on a type of relaxant, being high

Pronunciation That's spookaaaayyyy
ex: Julie jumps out of the bushes to scare Billy, but Billy won't scare and says "That's spookay"....
Spookay by sevat February 6, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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