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Spogettii 

1. string-shaped pasta: pasta in the shape of long thin strings
2. cooked string-shaped pasta: a dish of long thin strings of boiled pasta, usually served with a sauce
Mom: The spogettii is ready.
Demont: I've got spogettii anyone want to eat it?
Spogettii by Ladonna Mae Demont September 28, 2007
Words you can keep

Spagetti 

Mario: Imma eat some spagetti
Urmom:dafaq
Spagetti by FullArtAnimations January 14, 2022

Coolio spagettitio 

Coolio spagettitio
A phrase that can be used at any given circumstances
Eg: person 1: 'so we're going out next week then?'

Person 2: 'yes,sure'

Person 1: 'coolio spagettitio'
Made by Grace
Coolio spagettitio by 3ad3itch November 25, 2019

Spagetti Girl 

A girl who is straight... until wet
Guy1: Is she going out with steve?
Guy2: No she dumped him for Amy.
Guy1: I thought she was straight.
Guy2: No, shes a spagetti girl
Spagetti Girl by Sweet Talker. June 11, 2009

i hope she made lots of spagettii 

A phrase commenly used in youtube poop by gay luigi in the cd-i game, Hotel Mario, in which "she" is Princess Peach. This is said while Mario and Luigi make their way to Peach's palace for a picnic.

"Lots" can also be (and is more commonly) said as "lotsa".
Gay Luigi: I hope she made lots of spagettii!

spagettification 

1. The process by which one becomes spagettified. This is what happens to any object that is sucked into a Black Hole.
2. The state of being one achieves after getting REALLY, REALLY high.
1. "Spagettification is the worst way to commit suicide. You don't wanna get sucked into a black hole man, you'd get Spagettifed."
2. "Damn nigga, I'm Spagettified!!!"
spagettification by S&G September 11, 2007

Spagetti 

Jill: I think that chick is smoking hot. Is she gay?
Joan: no she's not gay, definitely straight.
Jill: Oh no, maybe she's spagetti
Spagetti by MisterPink September 23, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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