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Spoes is a derivative of the word "Poes" which is an Afrikaans slang for cunt or pussy. Spoes is a superlative of the original word. Can be used as a more "socially acceptable" form of the original cuss word. Can also be used as an exclamation.
1. That guy isn't just a poes, he's a Spoes.
2. Fucking Spoes!
Spoes by SvetlanaNST April 16, 2021
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Retarded Shoes 

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.
I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him
Retarded Shoes by will bitten December 18, 2016
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Risvand Spesial

Getting a child with someone you have been in a relationship with for less than a year
I was living my best days, but then I did a Risvand spesial
Risvand Spesial by MullaMcFlash March 18, 2021
Space, as pronounced by Space Marines (SPESS MEHREENS) like Commander Boreale from Warhammer 40k. Considering SPESS is where most of the game happens, it stands to reason that it should be given as much emphasis as it is. Must be pronounced with Boreale's voice in order to have the correct effect, which is hilarity, as Boreale is a caricature as far as non SPESS MEHREEN players are concerned.
SPESS MEHREENS WE HAVE FEHLED THE EMPRAH!
SPESS by dplock October 10, 2013

Shoeshine-fu 

This is an obscure and deadly martial art form from the American deep south. It is based upon a shoeshiner's motions in using a rag and switchblade.
The master demonstrated his deadly Shoeshine-fu techniques!
Shoeshine-fu by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2020

winos shoes 

Winos shoes - slang term for Zig Zag Classic Mens Canvas Wino in Vintage Retro Fashion.

These shoes were so cheap that winos could afford them , they come in a variety of colors and even two-tone color scheme.

When Zig-Zag shoes first rolled out slip on and lace up canvas shoes, everyone from skate-boarding youth, homeless people, train hoppers and anyone in between started gravitating towards Zig Zags

Some people like to pair them

With Pendleton board shirts and

Either dickies ,blue Jeans or ben davis pants
For an old skool west coast look.

Tip , it helps to say Zig Zag Winos shoes so people don't think your talking about The most iconic rolling paper on earth, known for its slow burn and rolling ease.
Winos shoes, short for winos aka
Zig zags not to be confused with the

Rolling wraps are cheap affordable shoes that even alcoholics can afford.

ZIG ZAG believes that fashion should never follow a straight line. Since 1976, we have defied expectations and embraced the strange and varied following of our timelessly hip, affordable footwear.

Kick back with shoes that redefine casual and cool
winos shoes by Blu_leef November 12, 2022

deli shoes 

Damn those fish tacos were deli shoes!
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