Hey Shawn, did you hear about how i speesed Joan on Tuesday?

Hey Pete, this meat is pretty speese!

Oh man, this homework is pretty speese! (used sarcastically)

speese by Sean Gerken April 30, 2006

Related Words

speese • Spenser • speeze • speeder • Speener • speeper • Sweese • speege • Seeses • skeeser

speese

multiple platonic spouses

i love my speese. i met them online, but they’ve changed my life. my speese are the best.

speese by _frogs_ September 6, 2021

Speese

A verb. A smell emitting from somebody that is so awful. So vial. So rank. BO meets satans asshole.

“Aw man did you really speese?? Roll down a window or something jeez!!”

Speese by PegPrincess May 24, 2024

Speese

A verb.

A very distinct smell of BO mixed with someone letting it rip.

“Bro did you just speese in my car?”

“Yeah I just speesed all up in there”

Speese by Weebalishous May 24, 2024

skeeser

typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.

a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.

"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"

"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"

"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"

"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"

skeeser by angry irish January 9, 2007

I am speeed

jon arbuckle is speeed

hacker: "I am speeed."
person: "no actually, jon arbuckle is speeed."

I am speeed by racist (I love racing cars) January 4, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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