speese

the result when sperm and cheese are mixed together

"ill have the large double speese burger"

by Hakko December 21, 2003

speese

vb. to hit or beat up
adj. cool, but often used sarcastically

Hey Shawn, did you hear about how i speesed Joan on Tuesday?

Hey Pete, this meat is pretty speese!

Oh man, this homework is pretty speese! (used sarcastically)

by Sean Gerken April 17, 2006

speese

multiple platonic spouses

i love my speese. i met them online, but they’ve changed my life. my speese are the best.

by _frogs_ September 7, 2021