Splunkion  

The average volume, (measured in decimetres cubed), of sperm a man wastes per year, through the process of masterbation.

"Hey guy what's your new years resultion?"

I'm gonna try reduce my splunkion count"

Splunkion by Hamesiii January 1, 2009

Anal Spelunking  

Anal spelunking the act of cavelike exploration in the anus of a loved one

honey i really enjoyed our adventure in Anal spelunking last night, i was enthralled by your wonderful lady caverns

Anal Spelunking by Mind Machine February 23, 2009

spunion 

Spunion: (N) From the English Slang "Spun Out" One who is 'Spun Out' too much, to the point of losing some common sense, mental capacity, and social skills, in favor of acquiring a heightened knowledge of 'headier' levels of existence, and a strong pack like mentality, with other Spunions...

The second Phish concert ever, was at Alpine, I ate 2 many geltabs, and we were parked in the "GREEN" lot... well, not realizing that this one would take some navigational skills to get back to, we lost the car fairly quickly, and walked around the lot for 3 hours, asking people in broken-acid-speak, "Dude, we parked in a lot, but when we walked over here, to the show, we had to walk DOWN a huge hill, and then back up another one..."

After explaining this spunion story to at least 5 different yellow shirts, finally one dude was like, Oh, man... you mean the Green Lot, and pointed us in the right direction...

spunion by Brah June 30, 2004

splunkhole 

A hole for splunking

Insert your splunkrod into the splunkhole

splunkhole by Splunkhole fuckers July 27, 2018

Facial Spelunking 

The hobby or practice of exploring the caverns of the face.

Often practiced in tandem with booger bombing.

Cube slave 1: "Dude, I'm soooo damn bored..."
Cube slave 2: "You should take up facial spelunking."
Cube slave 1: "Man, I'm so past that, I've been booger bombing you for hours..."

Facial Spelunking by liveMike June 19, 2008

urban spelunking

The act of breaking into and exploring large abandoned buildings in a city.

I got a ticket from the cops when they caught me urban spelunking in the old train station.

urban spelunking by Digby February 26, 2003

Spunkbongin 

Cumming while smoking a bong

James started to spunkbongin as Ryan watched.

Spunkbongin by Skyyyyu.u August 21, 2022

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024