Splunchkin 

A blowjob while takin a crap

See: aw man what the hell is wrong with you

(Fat Bastard) ooh that was a mighty fine splunchkin

Splunchkin by Moopzoo September 2, 2010

splinching

Splinching occurs in the planning process when a plan that is being transformed into reality is missing critical elements. Often these are important legal requirements that were put in the plan to mitigate proposed impacts and to make a bad plan pass review with strong opposition. The result often end in dire consequences. Somethings can be fixed, but often there is a mess, and the develpers often wiggle out of them, or ignor the reqirements, because they will be much less pressure to enforce them once the plan is adopted. The problem is often exasperated when when the developer runs out of money and goes bankrupt.

Splinching also occurs during apparition process between when a wizard disparates (disappears) and apparates (appears some where else). Splinching is the unintended spliting of the wizard and results in an incomplete wizard. To undo the problem the Ministry's Accidental Magic Reversal Squad is required.

Activist one: This plan is going through some serious splinching problems. They aren't putting in the environmental safe guards like they promised, and the water coming out of here looks like an LSD experience.

Activist two: Where's the County's Accidental Magic Reversal Squad when you need it.

Activist three: There sound asleep in the bed of the developers.

splinching by mlhiss March 29, 2008

Slunching 

Slouching in your chair at princeton montessori school

Avery stop slunching in your chair

Slunching by Potato_Boy November 7, 2013

Spunchkin 

When you swoop(smoke), poop, munch and get a blumpkin at the same time.

I just took me a nice spunchkin wid my girlfriend!

Spunchkin by crazymunchingho March 31, 2009

skunchkin 

Skank + munchkin.

A female of diminutive height, inappropriate dress and small intellectual capacity.

Tattoos, piercings, unnaturally bleached blonde hair and far too much makeup are all common features.

Skunchkins may enjoy getting drunk, music festivals, squealing, posting inordinate amounts of photos on Facebook, fashion trends, high heels to disguise their literal and figurative insignificance, and generally being annoying and vapid.

She has a tramp stamp? Well duh, she's a skunchkin.

skunchkin by lnkt May 21, 2011

Splinching

Splinching (a combination of the words “spread” and “clinch”) is a flatulating technique. This occurs when one (or more) butt cheeks are spread apart, yet the sphincter is clinched, producing an impressive auditory phenomenon.

Ezekiel: “That was an impressive cheeser, my good man! What’s your secret?”
Jedediah: “Splinching is the key to a distinguished cheek squeak, Big E.”

Splinching by grandmasterpapasmurf January 21, 2023

splunkin 

To get Busy with another person, or to engage in any sexual activity with another person

I would love to get some splunkin on with that girl on the corner!

I got some splunkin on wit her last night!

splunkin by Thugnificant June 26, 2008