smunchkin

Also known as a Hollie or Holliebeam/s. A very sexy woman with gorgeous boobs and the tastiest pussy you will ever find. The best sex of your life. A very gentle, intelligent and kind woman. The world according to Mark. There can be no plurals to this description as there is really only one smunchkin and she is loved by a guy named Mark.

I love you, my little Smunchkin!

smunchkin by Jake01 February 11, 2008

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hoochie munchkin

A hoochie munchkin is a beer store employee who wears big hoop earings and wears very short skirts. She tends to have a very high pitched voice (like a munchkin), and hooches herself out to random customers!

Hey, hoochie munchkin, I'd like to order one Max Ice, please!!

hoochie munchkin by hooch monster February 25, 2010

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Splunchkin

A blowjob while takin a crap

See: aw man what the hell is wrong with you

(Fat Bastard) ooh that was a mighty fine splunchkin

Splunchkin by Moopzoo September 2, 2010

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Frumpy Munchkin

Male genitals in the flaccid state. Excess skin causes it to resemble a dwarf wearing an oversized trench coat, potato sack or loose sock. Thus giving it a frumpy appearance.

All was well and good at the public pool until the Frumpy Munchkin made an appearance and got my season pass revoked.

Frumpy Munchkin by flirt ninja March 29, 2015