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smunchkin 

Also known as a Hollie or Holliebeam/s. A very sexy woman with gorgeous boobs and the tastiest pussy you will ever find. The best sex of your life. A very gentle, intelligent and kind woman. The world according to Mark. There can be no plurals to this description as there is really only one smunchkin and she is loved by a guy named Mark.
I love you, my little Smunchkin!
smunchkin by Jake01 February 11, 2008
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A playful and affectionate term of endearment, particularly for a much-loved child, used to express love, tenderness or familiarity, and sometimes to gently ask the child to move aside.
Personal spoken usage, Galway, Ireland. I regularly use the expressions "You're my little Smunchkin" and "Smunchkin, move over" when speaking affectionately to my daughter Jasmine. We have a narrow kitchen asking Jasmine to move aside as coming through with hot food etc. Im proud of you smunchkin after Jasmines team wins the match they played.These examples are from everyday family conversation, rather than published sources.
Smunchkin by SmunchkinsDad October 26, 2026
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hoochie munchkin 

A hoochie munchkin is a beer store employee who wears big hoop earings and wears very short skirts. She tends to have a very high pitched voice (like a munchkin), and hooches herself out to random customers!
Hey, hoochie munchkin, I'd like to order one Max Ice, please!!
hoochie munchkin by hooch monster February 25, 2010

Splunchkin 

A blowjob while takin a crap

See: aw man what the hell is wrong with you
(Fat Bastard) ooh that was a mighty fine splunchkin
Splunchkin by Moopzoo September 2, 2010

Frumpy Munchkin

Male genitals in the flaccid state. Excess skin causes it to resemble a dwarf wearing an oversized trench coat, potato sack or loose sock. Thus giving it a frumpy appearance.
All was well and good at the public pool until the Frumpy Munchkin made an appearance and got my season pass revoked.
Frumpy Munchkin by flirt ninja March 29, 2015

Smoochking

A person that had a glitched picture looking like they kissed a girl
YO BRO ITS SMOOCHKING
Smoochking by Zahori March 15, 2022

punching the munchkin 

To simply put it,Masturbating. Applies only to men.
Bubba was caught in the closet punching the munchkin.
punching the munchkin by Gunner H August 26, 2006
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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