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scrunchkin 

A person whose sphincter is so tight, it cuts off bloodflow to the penis during anal sex.
Bill: "Man, I had sex with with this guy last night, and his ass was so tight, it turned my dick black and blue."

Ted: "What a scrunchkin!"
scrunchkin by bob65401 May 4, 2009
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National give your boyfriend your scrunchie day 

It’s is on September 19
It is national give your boyfriend your scrunchie day
an accessory used to soo many different reasons. perfect for using in your hair but also perfect to wear as a bracelet on your wrist to compliment your outfit. scrunchies are also a symbol of love. when a boy gives a girl his sweatshirt the girl will give him her scrunchie. she wants him to wear it on her wrist so he thinks of her when they aren’t together
he’s wearing my scrunchie, what a vsco boyfriend🤩
scrunchie by okurrrr1234 March 12, 2019

scrutching 

Using a crutch to scratch your legs since you are physically impaired at the moment to do the same with your hands.
To ward away the mosquito attack around his wounded leg, he was intensely scrutching himself.
scrutching by A.I.R January 16, 2010

Don't-Touch-Me-Scrunchie 

Traditional hairpiece worn by women to keep their hair out of their face. Common characteristics of a don't-touch-me-scrunchie are when it's worn; ridiculously tight pulled back hair, a pissed-off look on the womans face and a walk that would plow anybody over if they got in her way.
Chris- "I saw your ex walking out of the bank the other day."

John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"

Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."

scrinchin 

The stringy, irritating pieces of debris caught in your teeth from eating certain foods such as celery, oranges, or corn on the cob.
"Damn it! I love this corn on the cob, but now this scrinchin is driving me crazy!!"
scrinchin by Oscar McMeyer January 11, 2012

Splunchkin 

A blowjob while takin a crap

See: aw man what the hell is wrong with you
(Fat Bastard) ooh that was a mighty fine splunchkin
Splunchkin by Moopzoo September 2, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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