Spunchkin 

When you swoop(smoke), poop, munch and get a blumpkin at the same time.

I just took me a nice spunchkin wid my girlfriend!

Spunchkin by crazymunchingho March 31, 2009

Splunchkin 

A blowjob while takin a crap

See: aw man what the hell is wrong with you

(Fat Bastard) ooh that was a mighty fine splunchkin

Splunchkin by Moopzoo September 2, 2010

Slunching 

Slouching in your chair at princeton montessori school

Avery stop slunching in your chair

Slunching by Potato_Boy November 7, 2013

skunchkin 

Skank + munchkin.

A female of diminutive height, inappropriate dress and small intellectual capacity.

Tattoos, piercings, unnaturally bleached blonde hair and far too much makeup are all common features.

Skunchkins may enjoy getting drunk, music festivals, squealing, posting inordinate amounts of photos on Facebook, fashion trends, high heels to disguise their literal and figurative insignificance, and generally being annoying and vapid.

She has a tramp stamp? Well duh, she's a skunchkin.

skunchkin by lnkt May 21, 2011

smunchin 

Munching, or "eating out" a smurf.

Bill- "Hey Tim, how was your date with Smurfette last night?"

Tim- "It was pretty swell, after dinner i tool her back to my place and did some smunching. She wailed like an ox."

smunchin by The Pimp's Bologna February 23, 2008

Punchkin 

The game of punching a pumpkin. Popular with teenagers around Halloween.

Ben and Mark liked to punchkin after a few beers.

Punchkin by HalloweenFun October 28, 2011

Swunching

When you swoop(smoke) and munch at the same time.

I got tha munchies, you up for swunching nigga?

Swunching by crazymunchingho March 31, 2009