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Splunchkin 

A blowjob while takin a crap

See: aw man what the hell is wrong with you
(Fat Bastard) ooh that was a mighty fine splunchkin
Splunchkin by Moopzoo September 2, 2010
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Slunching 

Avery stop slunching in your chair
Slunching by Potato_Boy November 7, 2013

skunchkin 

Skank + munchkin.

A female of diminutive height, inappropriate dress and small intellectual capacity.

Tattoos, piercings, unnaturally bleached blonde hair and far too much makeup are all common features.

Skunchkins may enjoy getting drunk, music festivals, squealing, posting inordinate amounts of photos on Facebook, fashion trends, high heels to disguise their literal and figurative insignificance, and generally being annoying and vapid.
She has a tramp stamp? Well duh, she's a skunchkin.
skunchkin by lnkt May 21, 2011

smunchin 

Bill- "Hey Tim, how was your date with Smurfette last night?"

Tim- "It was pretty swell, after dinner i tool her back to my place and did some smunching. She wailed like an ox."
smunchin by The Pimp's Bologna February 23, 2008

Punchkin 

The game of punching a pumpkin. Popular with teenagers around Halloween.
Ben and Mark liked to punchkin after a few beers.
Punchkin by HalloweenFun October 28, 2011
When you swoop(smoke) and munch at the same time.
I got tha munchies, you up for swunching nigga?
Swunching by crazymunchingho March 31, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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