skunchkin

Skank + munchkin.

A female of diminutive height, inappropriate dress and small intellectual capacity.

Tattoos, piercings, unnaturally bleached blonde hair and far too much makeup are all common features.

Skunchkins may enjoy getting drunk, music festivals, squealing, posting inordinate amounts of photos on Facebook, fashion trends, high heels to disguise their literal and figurative insignificance, and generally being annoying and vapid.

She has a tramp stamp? Well duh, she's a skunchkin.

by lnkt May 21, 2011

Splunchkin

A blowjob while takin a crap

See: aw man what the hell is wrong with you

(Fat Bastard) ooh that was a mighty fine splunchkin

by Moopzoo September 2, 2010

Skucking

skuhk-ing - (adjective, adverb)

1. Pertaining to or having sexual relations with someone via Skype.

Origin: 2011; skuck. skuhk

1. I started flirting with this guy on skype and we ended up skucking all night.
2. Since my wife left to join the military, we've kept things going intimately by skucking.

by SkyHigness March 8, 2011

Slunching

Slouching in your chair at princeton montessori school

Avery stop slunching in your chair

by Potato_Boy November 7, 2013

skunking

The act of running up to someone, turning your ass toward them, and releasing toxic colon fumes on them then running away. Similar to cropdusting but premeditated and designed for individual encounters. The attacker is known as the skunker and the victim is the skunkee.

Timmy had eaten burritos and eggs earlier in the day and saw his ex girlfriend who cheated on him. Timmy ran up to her said, "hi I have a present for you" dropped his ass and then ran away laughing leaving his ex to suffer. Mission complete successful skunking.

by ddrlegend August 9, 2010

Spunchkin

When you swoop(smoke), poop, munch and get a blumpkin at the same time.

I just took me a nice spunchkin wid my girlfriend!

by crazymunchingho March 31, 2009

SKUNKING

When you getting head, and just as you are about to shoot your load, you pull out and shoot down the center of her head, making her look like a skunk.

she needed hair conditioner so i skunked her

by STEVE March 25, 2004