princeton

Tyrone: Yo son, I'm going to Princeton.
Jamal: Damn negro, your an elitist douche bag.
by Jamal Clifford September 15, 2005
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princeton

Stays out of the silly Harvard-Yale rivalry and quietly excels at everything it does. Has an incredible arts program and is situated in the best college town in America, and right down the street from Albert Einstein's old house.
The guy who invented mutual funds came out of Princeton.
by motbob August 17, 2005
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princeton

Home of arguably the worst of all architectural eyesores, its architecture building.
Student 1: "Do you think that we should admit to the horrific appearance of that architecture building?"

Student 2: "Well, even though we're at Princeton, where we're all self-acknowledging elitists who are incapable of taking criticism and we have to constantly tell ourselves that we're the best university in the country because nobody else cares, I think it's pretty ridiculous not to agree that the building is quite ironically disgusting.
by D H August 30, 2006
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princeton

This is a phrase made for individuals who have an exceedingly small wanker. They also get little baby hard-ons for mothers of an older age.
*picks dog up off mothers lap*
"Oh my! What a little Princeton you have there!!!"
by Ambroski February 20, 2013
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princeton / princetoning

The act of not completing a task or job because it is deemed too hard or too much effort.
princeton / princetoning

He has not done any of the work I give him he just keeps princetoning it!

I was going to fix the pump but I decided to princeton it.
by Superkarlphd October 14, 2019
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Princeton

Always knows how to have fun, fine

fun to be around and awesome
Name is the same as a college

He’ll make your day awesome and make you smile when ur down

He would be the best boyfriend😍
Damn is that Princeton cause he’s looking hotter than ever.
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Princeton

A very good Ivy League college whose graduates are:

a) Intelligent
b) Narcissistic
c) Effeminate
There's a very good reason why nobody ever says "(insert the name of your alma mater here) is the Princeton of the (insert the geographic region of your alma mater here)."

Nobody but a Princeton grad would ever want to be associated with Princeton.
by BcozTheNight October 30, 2007
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