by Josh-has-a-big-doodle July 31, 2012
A filthy looking vagina.
A bulbous, hairy, diseased looking female sex organ.
A pickled herring smelling vagina with a flappy clit.
A bulbous, hairy, diseased looking female sex organ.
A pickled herring smelling vagina with a flappy clit.
Mate that bitch had a filthy splosh.
I hooked up with this biddie, got her fully naked bro but nearly munted at the sight of her raging splosh.
The boys were at the strippers and were saying that the stripper had a gigantic splosh. They nearly munted.
I hooked up with this biddie, got her fully naked bro but nearly munted at the sight of her raging splosh.
The boys were at the strippers and were saying that the stripper had a gigantic splosh. They nearly munted.
by Splosh696969 November 26, 2016
by CordellJewEgg August 15, 2010
To Splosh someone means to shank them harder than anyone else ever could. It's the ultimate pain causing technique.
Person 1 - I'm gonna splosh kyle if he tries to get her to sleep with him
Person 2 - He won't know what hit him
Person 2 - He won't know what hit him
by Charleigh Rose December 22, 2010
Noun: a sexual/sensual food exchange, in which at least one person covers another person in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures. Eating the food off said person is optional. It is common practice for the "sploshee" to be nude so as to heighten the feeling of the food on their bare skin. The "splosher" can be nude or clothed based on preference. Other common usages are the present verb splosh.
"He knelt in the shower while his partner covered him with layer after layer of sticky syrups, slick oils, and chilled liquids. Never knowing what sensation or intoxicating aroma she would be sploshing him with next, each touch of her hand or dribble of liquid sent waves of awareness shooting through his body."
by Mistress Shae Flanigan June 25, 2009
Verb: the act of placing food on another person, and usually eating it off of them, for pleasure. A full-bodied food fetish. Commonly used in present participal form sploshing. Can also be used as a noun splosh.
"One of my friends is a chef and has some interesting kinks...she loves to have parties where she gets to splosh her lovers with her own culinary creations."
by jerich0 June 02, 2003
Covering one's self in food/wet and messy substances in order to acheive sexual stimulation/arousal.
As seen in an HBO episode of Real Sex #24 the issue of Sploshing was explained. The fact that the Brittish had tight upper lips did not mean that so were their genitals. The thought of tasty desires has come today to be published in a magazine, "Splosh"! When people think of food, they automatically think of sex. Nothing is more arousing then an appitite for lust?
As seen in an HBO episode of Real Sex #24 the issue of Sploshing was explained. The fact that the Brittish had tight upper lips did not mean that so were their genitals. The thought of tasty desires has come today to be published in a magazine, "Splosh"! When people think of food, they automatically think of sex. Nothing is more arousing then an appitite for lust?
by little Lady March 07, 2005