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splodgy sandwich 

Splodgy Sandwich

A sexual act in which the male pours (a red) jam onto the womans vagina. He then ejaculates and then he "eats the sandwich" (and her) .
Lawrence was hungry so he made a splodgy sandwich. Jenny really likes when Lawrence comes round for lunch.
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Gloop in the splurgy 

Friend: "Yo bro I'm finna gloop in the splurgy."
You: "Bro u got any for me?"
A spooning orgy; a line of people spooning at a party. There must be at least three people for a sporgy to legitimately take place. There is not necessarily any sexual connotation to a sporgy.

Can be used as a noun or verb.
Hey, Nandini, you want to come join our sporgy? It's uber amazing.

OR

Remember that night we sporgied with Jessica and Stefanie? It was quite the experience.
Sporgy by obnoxious January 3, 2009
when a bunch of people (5+) sleep on top of each other with blankets for an orgasmic degree of warmth.
yo man, remember that slorgy last night?

yeah, sleeping under those blankets with Jim and John made me sooooo warm
slorgy by J-marquees July 17, 2011
It's like an orgy but instead of sex everyone sleeps. Usually follows birthday cake, lit parties, or sleepovers
Why the hell is everyone asleep? They are having a slorgy.
Slorgy by Tacogirl144 April 11, 2017
When a group of people take psychedlic mushrooms and have an orgy.
Hey Myron! Want to lose yourself in a puddle of humans? We're having a sporgy!

Yo all these people have to many walls up, they can really use a sporgy!
Sporgy by MysticMystic November 7, 2015