Food that is pre-processed and comes in a can, box or bag. Of dubious nutritional value, taste and may cause gastrointestinal distress. But it is CHEAP. Named after the sound it makes when it comes out of it's container.
You know that boy's a bachelor, nothing but beer in the fridge, pizzas in the freezer and splorch in the pantry.
The sound made when chocolate pudding is thrown against a wall. First used to describe a story being told by a former childstar after working with an angry Bill Cosby.
Cosby: Then you take the chocolate pudding and SPLORCH! Right against the wall!
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."