Randall's mother found his splorch and couldn't help but wonder how he obtained such a weird novelty.
DUDE YOU OWN A SPLORCH? WHERE ARE IT'S EGGS??
DUDE YOU OWN A SPLORCH? WHERE ARE IT'S EGGS??
by IndianTroll December 6, 2016
Food that is pre-processed and comes in a can, box or bag. Of dubious nutritional value, taste and may cause gastrointestinal distress. But it is CHEAP. Named after the sound it makes when it comes out of it's container.
You know that boy's a bachelor, nothing but beer in the fridge, pizzas in the freezer and splorch in the pantry.
by TM 9-2320-280-10 February 6, 2019
The sound made when chocolate pudding is thrown against a wall. First used to describe a story being told by a former child star after working with an angry Bill Cosby.
by Tai Zidek January 6, 2005
That satisfying squirty sound of hot sauce, or any spicy, liquid condiment makes when exiting the bottle.
by cimat1984 July 16, 2011
Sound of a head being taken off by a high energy weapon, (such as a laser or ray gun.)Usually accompanied by a VOIP
Onomatopoiea
Derived from Quake games.
Onomatopoiea
Derived from Quake games.
by Yossarian April 16, 2004
by Bart Wilkins March 26, 2003
stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...
by 1-800-BEVERLYMARSH October 29, 2020