Sploonth

n. A small creature resembling a butterfly that feeds on leaves. It has seven two-toed legs, two identical whappers, a long neck, a teardrop shaped head and a raspy tongue.

-Look, Cyrine, I found a sploonth!
-I think it is eating your ferns.

Sploonth by Starfishy12 October 7, 2018

sploonching 

Cumming while in the act of performing a handstand

I was sploonching at the party last night

sploonching by Dapes the staint hustler March 14, 2023

Splooath 

The act of ejaculating to cope with a constant state of self-loathing

Wow, I hate myself so much, I guess the only thing I can do now is go to my room and splooath

Splooath by CerealNutter August 13, 2023

Sploont 

When you mix tobacco and marijuana into a freshly split tobacco leaf. It’s like a spliff but rolled with a blunt wrap instead of a joint paper. Why would anyone want to add more tobacco to a blunt? I do not know.

“Yo Billyjoejimbob, why does JimmyJames want to roll a sploont? It’s already wrapped in tobacco?”

Sploont by eySuki November 29, 2023

sploonsh 

When you squeeze a sponge and cry

The definition is I had a sploonsh yesterday

sploonsh by Sween x February 16, 2024

sploonter 

Origin: North Queensland, Australia.

1. (slang-verb) To release semen during orgasm.

"One more stroke and I'm going to sploonter" he said after his second stroke.

After that wild night, he said he sploontered all over the place.

He couldn't hold it any longer and ended up sploontering.

Sorry I'm 38 minutes late for work, I sploontered on my work pants and had to wash them on the quick cycle... Also that's why my pants are wet.

sploonter by MrNo1 June 3, 2024