Starfishy12's definitions

Matrasbaber

n. A vagina. (Origin: Afr. matras + baber, lit. 'mattress catfish').

The trick to fishing for matrasbabers is to hold your rod very stiff and give a firm tug once she bites.

by Starfishy12 June 4, 2019

Hellcowbell

n. The knell of justice that resounds when Satan himself ascends to reclaim the world.

The hellcowbell is ringing! Flee, flee for your lives;for the essence of your souls!

by Starfishy12 March 27, 2020

Sploonth

n. A small creature resembling a butterfly that feeds on leaves. It has seven two-toed legs, two identical whappers, a long neck, a teardrop shaped head and a raspy tongue.

-Look, Cyrine, I found a sploonth!
-I think it is eating your ferns.

by Starfishy12 October 7, 2018

Plork

v. To mess up someone's living quarters without trashing it (i.e. by turning all the chairs upside down).

Why is my toothbrush in the cutlery drawer?
-someone must have been plorking your apartment.

by Starfishy12 March 28, 2020

Whapper

n. The flipper/wing of a sploonth (a small butterfly-like creature). Whappers are usually vibrantly coloured and covered in unique patterns and can be used for flying short distances or rotated and used for swimming.

-Oh no, that sploonth has a broken whapper!

by Starfishy12 October 7, 2018