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Sploofie 

A spliff/joint containing Marijuana.
Hey man, gimme a toke on that sploofie.
I'm as high as hell and I'm gunna get me some head off a fat bitch.
Sploofie by Smau5 November 21, 2009
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splooblejoob 

Refers to the act of one’s penis ejaculating for a long period of time
Dude when I pulled out last night, I splooblejoobed all over her face and bed, it wouldn’t stop!
splooblejoob by DERKBALLS😫 January 29, 2020
A general insult, leaning towards some non-specific ethnicity. Similar to chink, wetback, wop, nigger, etc., but with no real connection to a specific ethnicity or cultural identification.
Country Redneck in Chevy Truck: Fuck you spoobie!
Guy 1 in Toyota Corrola: What the fuck is a spoobie?
Guy 2 in Toyota Corrola: I don't know, but he was talking to you.
Spoobie by masterhack August 9, 2009
Here's your change, oh, and Splooie, Motherfucker.
splooie by Dick Hoarse October 17, 2008

sploobing 

The act of stabbing someone in the boob with a spoon
I was sploobing all night
sploobing by dollerbill April 9, 2004
A mysterious inside joke of the drum and bugle corp, The Cavaliers. Rumor has it that one can only find out the meaning during your second year playing in the band. It is not to be found anywhere on the internet and will never be told unless a second-year member.
"Why do these bracelets say 'Splooie?'"

"I can't tell you."
Splooie by dcidork July 10, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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