Splochy 

The sound of a tear drop cascading into an asshole.

Girlfriend - What the fuck was that in my ass?

Boyfriend - Haha Splochy!!!

Splochy by AuntieChrist November 18, 2011

Slochy 

A person who dresses like the karate kid and has a squid like figure. Also resembles a twig boy.

I saw this guy the other day wearing a bandanna on his forehead, what a slochy.

Slochy by Dickgobbler101 June 16, 2011

splotchy 

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

splotchy by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008

Spoochy

Not Bad, Quite Good, Fancy, Above Average. Cosy, relaxed.

That Hat is a bit Spoochy. Shall we stay in today and be all Spoochy?

Spoochy by Heir Claus January 28, 2010

spochy 

means something or someone is not 100% right physically or mentally...

Ok you dyslexic chic...i know your eyes kinda spochy..but no need to reiterate everything.

spochy by CJ_hugo March 13, 2012

splotchy 

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

splotchy by Scarlet Sparrow September 17, 2008

Splotchy_Artistry 

They have alot of pet penises and has a friend in an arsonist. They understand Danish and is big yes

Splotchy_Artistry is a big dick

Splotchy_Artistry by Actry_ July 20, 2021