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The sound of a tear drop cascading into an asshole.

Girlfriend - What the fuck was that in my ass?

Boyfriend - Haha Splochy!!!

Splochy by AuntieChrist November 18, 2011

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Slochy

A person who dresses like the karate kid and has a squid like figure. Also resembles a twig boy.

I saw this guy the other day wearing a bandanna on his forehead, what a slochy.

Slochy by Dickgobbler101 June 16, 2011

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splotchy

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

splotchy by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008

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Spoochy

Not Bad, Quite Good, Fancy, Above Average. Cosy, relaxed.

That Hat is a bit Spoochy. Shall we stay in today and be all Spoochy?

Spoochy by Heir Claus January 28, 2010

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spochy

means something or someone is not 100% right physically or mentally...

Ok you dyslexic chic...i know your eyes kinda spochy..but no need to reiterate everything.

spochy by CJ_hugo March 13, 2012

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splotchy

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

splotchy by Scarlet Sparrow September 17, 2008

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Splotchy_Artistry

They have alot of pet penises and has a friend in an arsonist. They understand Danish and is big yes

Splotchy_Artistry is a big dick

Splotchy_Artistry by Actry_ July 20, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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