Slochy Share definition Flag A person who dresses like the karate kid and has a squid like figure. Also resembles a twig boy. I saw this guy the other day wearing a bandanna on his forehead, what a slochy. Slochy by Dickgobbler101 June 16, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Slochy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch