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Term 1; (adj.) Spread Asscheeks

Refers to the Crack in someone's ass i.e. "Split".

Term 2; (noun) Top tier PBL player who is one of the coolest people ever. Denies coolness but is in fact, very cool and very skilled.
Ex 1; (adj.) "I couldn't use Splitmoon as my username on Club Penguin because they said it was inappropriate, there goes that."

Ex 2; (noun) "Hey guys it's Splitmoon! Isn't he the coolest PBL player ever??"
Splitmoon by MoonKitten January 10, 2022
Words you can keep

Splatoon 

A 3rd person shooter game made by Nintendo
My favorite shooter is Splatoon
Splatoon by Porygon3000 August 10, 2021

Splatoon 

The best game in existence. With 2 games and a DLC, this should be the better game series in people's eyes instead of Fortnite, which is sad.
Splatoon is the best thing to exist since our creation.
Splatoon by Infinity0706 August 7, 2018

Splatoon 2 

That one thing that makes any woomy happy
" Imma woomy that's happy I have splatoon 2"
Splatoon 2 by Veemo August 24, 2018

southern spittoon 

The act of spitting the excess chaw spit accumulated from chewing tobacco into your girlfriends vagina.
Billybob southern spittooned me last night, and I got a contact buzz.you could say things are getting pretty serious.
southern spittoon by MattAllen January 28, 2014

Splatoon 

An original game from Nintendo, which by itself is so rare that it is believed to be a fragment of the latest Blood Moon.
"Take a good look at this Splatoon game, because you won't see another game like it for a good many years!"
Splatoon by EqualsPeach January 3, 2016

Splatoon 

The best game ever.
WOOOOOOMY

I JUSt BOUGHT "Splatoon" and its cool.

U let an 8-ball fall.
TEST FAILED

no, i got an f in the school test because i played Splatoon all day... 😥
Splatoon by Smart Imposter February 18, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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