12 definitions by EqualsPeach

Don't name your friends.

(phrase) Urban Dictionary doesn't like your habit of naming people we don't know into your definitions. As someone who regularly votes on new definitions, I've seen countless definitions naming people I don't expect anyone to know anything about. I for one prefer not to put these people in a bad light, so FUCKING STOP!!!

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by EqualsPeach June 9, 2016

Damn the Patriots

(phrase) What fans of the LA Chargers say after the historically dominant New England Patriots leave the Diamond Dogs for dead after any game between the two teams. Most recently exemplified in the AFC Divisional Playoffs on January 13, 2019.

Damn the Patriots! They played us like a damn fiddle!

by EqualsPeach January 15, 2019

Infinite

(proper name) The stage name used by some unknown jackal whose real name we've yet to figure out. Appears as the main villain in the 2017 video game Sonic Forces. Channels a stone fused onto his bust called the Phantom Ruby to create fake, virtual reality clones of your friends. Wears a mask to conceal his true identity, while simultaneously inadvertently revealing his hopeless insecurity from failing to defeat Shadow the Hedgehog once or twice. Thinks very highly of himself and looks down on literally everyone else. Doesn't have the courtesy to finish you off after maiming you once. May secretly be a huge fan of Linkin Park. May or may not have perished in the end of Sonic Forces.

You may call me Infinite in the brief moments that remain to you.

by EqualsPeach September 24, 2018

in other news

(phrase) A retort used when someone tells you a story that seems blatantly obvious or that you’ve heard many times before. Most effective when followed up with another obvious statement.

Trump supporter: Donald Trump is going to make America great again!
Anyone else: In other news, blue is a color.

Patriots fan: Your team blew a 25-point lead in the Super Bowl.
Falcons fan: In other news, grass is green.

Omochao: (insert anything here)
Guy playing Sonic Adventure 2: In other news, water is wet. (suddenly gets an idea)

by EqualsPeach November 19, 2017

for shiggles

(phrase) Because wynaut.

Bob Saget: "Just for shiggles, before we find out the correct answer, let's find out how many people got this wrong..."

by EqualsPeach July 30, 2016

Movie Maker

(proper noun) Microsoft's flagship video editing program, completely free to download. It's super simple, but it'll get the job done. Just ask GradeAUnderA.

Why use After Effects when you can use Movie Maker?

by EqualsPeach June 24, 2016

Nintendo

(proper noun) The game company famous for milking your nostalgia for cold hard cash, which led to 10 Mario Parties, 8 Mario Karts, countless sports games, and New Super Luigi U.

1- So what do you wanna play next? Mario Party 19? Mario Kart 12? Mario Sports Ultrahypermegamix? New Super Mario Bros. Y? Super Mario 5D World? Luigi's 4th Mansion?
2- (in his head) Ugh. Nintendo, can I catch a break already!?

by EqualsPeach May 20, 2016