in other news

(phrase) A retort used when someone tells you a story that seems blatantly obvious or that you’ve heard many times before. Most effective when followed up with another obvious statement.

Trump supporter: Donald Trump is going to make America great again!
Anyone else: In other news, blue is a color.

Patriots fan: Your team blew a 25-point lead in the Super Bowl.
Falcons fan: In other news, grass is green.

Omochao: (insert anything here)
Guy playing Sonic Adventure 2: In other news, water is wet. (suddenly gets an idea)

by EqualsPeach November 18, 2017

Infinite

(proper name) The stage name used by some unknown jackal whose real name we've yet to figure out. Appears as the main villain in the 2017 video game Sonic Forces. Channels a stone fused onto his bust called the Phantom Ruby to create fake, virtual reality clones of your friends. Wears a mask to conceal his true identity, while simultaneously inadvertently revealing his hopeless insecurity from failing to defeat Shadow the Hedgehog once or twice. Thinks very highly of himself and looks down on literally everyone else. Doesn't have the courtesy to finish you off after maiming you once. May secretly be a huge fan of Linkin Park. May or may not have perished in the end of Sonic Forces.

You may call me Infinite in the brief moments that remain to you.

by EqualsPeach September 24, 2018

savage

Not me.

Charles Darwin: "A wild and unusually good variety of native plant might attract the attention of some wise old savage."

by EqualsPeach June 22, 2016

Damn the Patriots

(phrase) What fans of the LA Chargers say after the historically dominant New England Patriots leave the Diamond Dogs for dead after any game between the two teams. Most recently exemplified in the AFC Divisional Playoffs on January 13, 2019.

Damn the Patriots! They played us like a damn fiddle!

by EqualsPeach January 14, 2019

Don't name your friends.

(phrase) Urban Dictionary doesn't like your habit of naming people we don't know into your definitions. As someone who regularly votes on new definitions, I've seen countless definitions naming people I don't expect anyone to know anything about. I for one prefer not to put these people in a bad light, so FUCKING STOP!!!

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by EqualsPeach June 08, 2016

May the 4th be with you

(phrase) The phrase all Star Wars fans say to one another on Star Wars Day, May 4.

(on May 4)
Star Wars fan 1: "May the 4th be with you!"
Star Wars fan 2: "May the 4th be with you!"

by EqualsPeach May 19, 2016

Splatoon

An original game from Nintendo, which by itself is so rare that it is believed to be a fragment of the latest Blood Moon.

"Take a good look at this Splatoon game, because you won't see another game like it for a good many years!"

by EqualsPeach January 03, 2016