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Splatooning 

The Act of having a tentacle In your ass
Oh, I love splatooning people.
Splatooning by spooner735 March 31, 2024

Splatooni 

Splatooni: southerns (usually ones from Texas) refer to a sprite, which is a soda , a splatooni.
Hey billy! Hand me a cold splatooni!
Splatooni by Thessourhern_dictionary December 14, 2022

Spittooning 

The act or acts of spitting your saliva into a spittoon to avoid ingesting saliva calories.
I should never of had that Werther's. I'm going to be spittooning for hours.

Splagooning 

When people like millenials make up stupid shit
Ed is splagooning again, what a twat.
Splagooning by Quelmp August 11, 2017

Spladoonking 

When your about to cum, but you stop then let it pressurize for a second then let it out and it comes out fast enough to make a Spladoonk sound.
I loved it somuch I decided to do some more Spladoonking
Spladoonking by Alexmanvoobington August 28, 2016

Splooning 

Slpooning is when two friends platonically spoon. its not sexual. its not gay.

its homisexual
Yo me and my homie where splooning yesterday. I was little spoon
Splooning by DidgitDidgit January 17, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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