shplittage

when two men have gay sex to the point where one's genitalia tears, usually at the fibers joining the scrotum and shaft. usually results in LOTS of pain.

Johnny and his gay sailor friend got into some major shit last night.. there was supposedly some shplittage. yuck.

shplittage by mr. straight guy101 December 26, 2010

Collateral Shittage

Collateral Shittage occurs when there is an explosion of liquid shit and feces of biblical proportion. Generally, Collateral Shittage is not anticipated. Rather, one expects a clean pinch and drop of an otherwise healthy turd. When Collateral Shittage occurs, it results in a wet, thick, shit overspray that sticks around the oring and blasts out and upwards onto the ass cheeks and even as far as the lower back. It splatters the toilet bowel and may even run along and down the toilet seat rim appearing like warm ass batter. In extreme cases, it may even reach the floor or surrounding walls. Collateral Shittage is difficult to clean up and results in a typical Endless Wipe.

Carl was heading out of the office for an afternoon sales meeting. On the way out, he felt a sudden clinching of his oring. He ran to the rest room to where he thought he would have pinched the perfect loaf. However, his Mexican lunch came back to haunt him and his ass exploded in virtual liquid fire and brimstone and he blew out his colon with Collateral Shittage all over the stool, his ass and onto the tail of his dress shirt. Needless to say, Carl cancelled his meeting and went home to shower his mung ass.

Collateral Shittage by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

Splitage 

The art of splitting up a group of people by walking through them.

1 point if you split them up as they come towards you.
2 points if you split them up and they are holding hands.
3 points if you split them up and they are walking in the same direction as you.

BEST DONE IN SHOPPING CENTRES

Person 1: Did you see the splitage i just pulled on that old couple?
Person 2: Yeah but my splitage from behind was better.

Splitage by sezmac May 3, 2010

shittage 

the magnitude of your shit, usually extreme

i hope that toilet can withstand my shittage

shittage by macht May 1, 2009

Shittage 

The outcome object of shitting inside a sausage skin, and closing it, disguising the shit sausage as an actual sausage.

Just wait till Zach takes a bite of his shittage we cooked up for him, he doesn't have any idea what we did.

Shittage by V I N C E N T June 16, 2008

shittage 

The act of shitting on somebody, or watching somebody get shit on; see owned, ownage.

BackLash experiences shittage a lot, being that he is a complete retard with a keyboard.

shittage by hybrid July 6, 2004

Shittage 

Energy unit to count how stable your anal glands at the time of the day. If Shittage is over 9000 it probably means you are at the plasmatic stage. Aka: solar plops. This is seen as brown lazer beams or white/yellow balls of plasma to enter your mother and burn her.

e.g. "BY THE HOLY POWER OF JESUS'S SAGGY MAN TITTYS, YOU HAVE FAIR SHITTAGE (proceeds to sexy low groaning)!!!"

Shittage by Jesus Spaz out?? yes in africa July 21, 2021