spinnage

When a propeller/engine is turning, particularly used when starting an aircraft. From Swiss001

“And we have spinnage in engine 2”

by QANTASCAPT69 August 16, 2022

Spinnage

A term used by Joe when a storm starts to brew up a little spinny spin spin.

That storm has some spinnage.

by DrWeather May 30, 2024

Spinnakers

A derogatory term for an unknown race of people who can often be found at bars. Most religious spinnakers are "gangster" blue-collar criminals. They always wear those stupid, little hats that nobody finds appealing in any way when practicing their religion. On top of those hats, they have expansive, overly-colored headdresses, making the hats unnecessary. Spinnakers have yellow teeth and brown noses. Their teeth are worse than those of Brits. Their terrifying yellow hands scare even the bravest, strongest men on the earth. Spinnakers only have one misshapen toe, and people often slip in the slime-trails that they always leave behind. Every spinnaker owns a Chevrolet Impala, and they never turn them off! Nothing good ever comes out of them besides waffles. They're really good at making waffles. If you ever see a spinnaker, he or she will most likely be eating an onion, because they love them for some stupid, unknown reason. This causes them to have horrible onion-breath. Spinnakers can dance really well, but only to a very obscure genre of music called "Mexican-Jungle-Reggae-R&B-Drum & Bass-Guitar" which sounds terrible. Only go to a spinnaker dance party if you are bringing earplugs or really loud headphones with your own music. Spinnakers can fly, causing many people to be envious of them. They even show off their flying skills while committing blue-collar crimes so the authorities are distracted by their envy and can't stop them.

"I've had it nearly up to here with spinnakers!"
"Their yellow hands are always gettin' all over me!"

"Cindy said that she is really fond of spinnakers."
"WHAT?!"
"Wait, wait, wait! Hold on! That's not the whole story! So, she's really fond of spinnakers, and she's always said that if you wish upon a spinnaker, your wish will come true, maybe!"

"One spinnaker decided to get a desk job..."
"Uh-huh?"
"And, O MY GOD, everyone was SO offended!"

The "Murder Hatchet Girls" are a fine example of spinnakers. They claim to not be spinnakers, and claim to be Juggalos but really they're spinnakers.

There are two episodes of Game Grumps in which they describe spinnakers while playing "Kirby's Epic Yarn."

by Leminid January 28, 2014

Spinnaker-panties

noun. Generally used as a moniker for an orca fat girl you've had sex with but are too embarrassed to acknowledge by name when discussing the night with your friends. Named for the dawning realization of just how fat she is, when one picks up her panties from the bedroom floor and they are large enough to use as a spinnaker on a medium sized yacht.

"Normally I go for skinny, athletic chics; but after 6 beers and a half a bottle of scotch I often wake up next to spinnaker-panties in the morning. When I picked them up, her panties stretched my entire arm span."

by quinndiesel January 12, 2012

skinnage

When a female with a hot body wears very little clothing and shows a lot of skin. ie, crop top and a mini skirt.

On a hot day, there is a lot of skinnage with the women.

by King Glen January 4, 2006

Spinnakers

An imaginary race of people. If you wish to mock a racist person and don't want to use any actual derogatory terms, spinnaker will suffice.

(sarcastically) yeah, sure, lets build a wall and drive all the spinnakers out...

by ipaid700dollarsforthecrabs June 16, 2018

e-spionage

(n). the act of stalking someone on-line

(v). stalking someone on-line

(n). I am going to conduct some e-spionage on Facebook, in order to find out what my ex is up to.

(v). I don't know too much about her, so I guess I'll have to e-spionage her and all of her friends.

by NavyAv8er April 28, 2009