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Splintahs 

meaning sweet, amazing, awesome, sick, cool. Usually comes after the word "mad".
i just pwnd in Halo 3!
Shat dude, thats mad splintahs!
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AKA Scott Young.
Asshole second to only that of Ben Guinery.
Maftei: Oh noes, splintax tried to break into my house.
G-Nat: Asshole.
splintax by G-Nat December 25, 2004
Splintax can be used as refering to a person, or how poor/shitty etc.. something or someone is.

Splintax can also be used as saying that someone is a controll freak.

Splintax is aslo a synonym to "Scott Young"
"Dude, don't sink to the pathetic and assholish level of splintax"
splintax by Ben Guinnery June 6, 2004
bro i just caught a splinta
splinta by throwedyn October 24, 2023

Splintage 

When a man's penis undergoes a phase in which blood circulation is cut off for about a week, and they undergo intense sharp (splinting) pains. By the end of the week or midway through the second week, the man must break the penis back into its flaccid state. This is commonly known to happen once a year. During this time the man will be extremely stressed, angry, and uninterested in things usually enjoyable by them.

This word is a derivative of splintage, which is the act of using a splint with a broken bone, however in this instance blood acts as the splint.
John: My splintage this year is killing me!

Brett: Haven't got my splintage yet this year...hopefully I don't get it during the game season!
Splintage by PluhhWalkuhh17 April 21, 2024