Splibbing

To be excessively Lazy and/or unmotivated to do anything.

I'm just Splibbing Today, I'll talk to you tomorrow.

by Shmoopz October 29, 2020

A Splitting of the Mind

An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."

I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.

Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.

by xxxStatic January 4, 2014

Slubbing

Verb - A unique form of affection that can only be truly demonstrated by an entity normally crippled with anxiety (such as 'possums). "Slubbing" is a completely platonic act of attempting to nuzzle beyond what conventional physics would normally allow, given the normal limitations of two distinct objects occupying the same space at the same time. So, the slubber continuously adjusts the snuggle as if in an attempt to find some glitch allowing them to clip through the slubbee as if reality itself were still in alpha test.

The 'possum has accepted her grape and has been Slubbing her for 20 minutes.

by Ddymus May 11, 2021

Shlibbing

this is used to express your feelings in any way shape or form

I will do the shlibbing on you
I feel like a shlibber
I will shlibble your mother

by Colonel Shlibbing October 21, 2019

a splitting of the mind

a online book that will tear your heart out. a freared book that will actually kill you.

"yo did you read a splitting of the mind?" "don't even bring it up."

by I'm trash October 7, 2016

splitting wigs

To crack a muthafucka's head wide open.

If shit don't change around here, I'm gonna start splitting wigs up in this bitch!!

by Mandye Mayhem August 3, 2017

Cabin Slabbing

Recieving oral sex while in a cabin, in the woods.

"I heard David and Kelsey did a bit of cabin slabbing up at their cabin!"

by Mario Gannarelli March 13, 2010