the act of changing a song only a few minutes into it because it reminds you of another song.
"Dude will you leave it on one song already and stop splicing?"
"I can't this song reminds me of that other one hold on i'll show you..."
by The Lil Rebel September 8, 2008
when girls masturbate, to be more exact the art of masturbation by inserting a object into a genital opening.
anna couldnt help splicing when she watched the tape of kevin in a goat suit.
by marcia brady November 16, 2003
1 To engage in sexual intercourse.

2 To join or unite body parts through sexual activity.

3 To join in wedlock.

4 To unite through legal marriage or religious ceremony.
Marty and Victoria passionately spliced last night without any protection.
by Vatman October 18, 2010
Alternative term for being married (Shropshire origin?) Originating from the act of splicing two bits of film together.
"Hey Helen, when are getting spliced?"
"um...I'm working on him!"
by jenjones March 4, 2010
anything, or anyone, but usually in a sexual manner
"Dude I just spliced that bitch!"

"I dare John to splice Danielle in the back bedroom"

"Bitch say one more thing and imma splice you in the face"
by Spliceitup October 31, 2010
To metaphorically cut/shank. Figurative language used to express your distaste-aimed at an individual or establishment.
Just found out Becky cheated on me. Ima "splice her damn face".

Splice- to figuratively shank or cut
by Honey boo boo February 22, 2017
Severly fucked up on multiple drugs. Term taken from the Outkast cd, Aquemini.
Man I drank some liqour and smoked a blunt. I'm spliced!
by BigDaddyKyle January 19, 2004