splatz

Splatz = Diarrhoea

SPLATZ is a word used to define a traumatic ordeal on the toilet. If you have had one too many to drink and/or consumed copious amounts of VindaLOO curry (LOO being the operative word), you will experience a dose of the SPLATZ.

SPLATZ is now being advertised on NZ TV as a fruit flavoured yoghurt! Oh lordy!

by SoniaNZ October 16, 2006

Blatz splatz

This phrase, related in part to the "blat" (see "blat"), describes the logical aftermath of drinking too much Blatz beer. If one drinks far too much Blatz, the next morning's activities are dominated by the "Blatz splatz" in which bodily fluids are emitted from various orifices in a semi-involuntary spasm. This term is obviously only used in those areas of the country where "Blatz" beer is found. For additional information see "hershey squirts" and "the shits".

Man, Frank brought a few cases of Blatz to the stag party. Damn, the next day let me tell you, I had the Blatz splatz big time!

by Frank Klaune November 21, 2004

Tandoori Splatz

Firey, ass burning shits induced by eating too much spicy curry foods.

Whew! I'm sweating. This curry chicken is super spicy. Just wait. In about three hours your ass will be sweating with the tandoori splatz.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

Green Apple Splatz

Or: Green Apple Splats

Slang for diarrhea made up on the TV show South Park.

"I got the green apple splatz from that little bastard Kenny." -Mr. Garrison

by Sly Magoo June 11, 2006

Blatz Splatz

Diarrhea resulting the morning following a night of drinking two or more Blatz beers.

I woke up this morning, and before I even had coffee I was on the toilet with the Blatz Splatz

by Rusty's Brother, Turd June 1, 2014

Logan Splatz

He’s just a little boy who does little boy things who has little boy features. He’s very handsome, rich and loves to absolutely FUCK BITCHES!!

Hahah!!! I love Logan Splatz!!

Larry: Yeah he piped my sister!!

Bob: Same!!

Jim: SAME!!

by Hello(xx)? April 30, 2024

Snot Splatter

This happens when you have a severe cold or nasal infection. Your last tissue has disintegrated, your handkerchief is a congealed lump, which should be incinerated to avoid it becoming a hazard to public health, and your nose is blocking up. There is nothing for it but to blow your nose the old-fashioned way. This consists in closing each nostril in turn, with a finger, and snorting vigorously out through the other. The product of this exercise is a snot splatter. Although snot may be a misnomer as the product is usually a mixture of snot, pus and airborne detritus that makes the faecal emissions of a diseased crow’s arse seem positively pleasant in comparison.
It can also be used as a noun to describe the sort of person whose presence makes people instinctively shrink away from them, leave the room as quickly as possible to go through a complete biological decontamination routine.

I snorted out a really noxious snot splatter yesterday; I watched it for a bit to see if it moved, I think it did.

by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015