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Shitvite 

A shitvite is short for "shitty invite", an invite to do something you don't want to do. It can be an invite under false pretense or a trick to have you do something you normally wouldn't do.
I got a shitvite from Tom this weekend.. He invited me over to help him move out of his apartment .
Shitvite by MrSilkySensations May 31, 2016
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ShitRite 

A colloquial and derogatory alternative name for the ShopRite chain of supermarkets located in the U.S. North East. Usually used by someone who hates shopping at the store or hates working there.
You don't want to work at ShitRite, you should be a peepshow janitor instead. At least you'll get more respect doing that.
ShitRite by JamesOhio September 23, 2009
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Shitnite 

Guy 1: battlefront 2 sucks let’s play fortnite I can get you my first win
Guy 2: shitnite I’m good I’ll stick to battlefront
Shitnite by Fortnite hater93 April 14, 2019

Shitnite 

A shitty game played by little retards with no life, who don't get any pussy and are instead jerking off on new skins.
Retard 1: shall we play some squads?
Retard 2: I don't have a penis
Normal person: fuck you retards, I ain't gonna play shitnite!
Shitnite by Notorios November 12, 2020
The branch of Islam believing that one of the 5 pillars is taking a shit in Mecca
Billy is dumping in Mecca next week because he is a shitite
shitite by Bofadese Nutts July 3, 2015
A bakelite-like material used for PCB construction, so named for the characteristically interesting odour produced when the material is cut, drilled or heated (erstwhile RAF slang)
Bloody 'ell, lad, get them boots outside, they smell like fuckin' shittite
shittite by G-Man_IOM December 19, 2013

shitvitation 

A Shitvitation is when you are invited to a friend's place and you take a massive shit in their bathroom and then proceed to leave immediately after.
Dude came over and used my bathroom like I gave him a Shitvitation.
shitvitation by Lollipop Bling January 11, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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