Spintz

A jolly old fella who lives on a farm and follows every sentence with a loogie.

Great ol Mr Smith is a Spintz over there bub.

Spintz by Spirnc September 11, 2023

spitzered

a well know john getting exposed by a prostitute so she can cash in.

careful Mayor, you could get spitzered.
Hey LeBron, don't be goin there, she knows who you are and you could get spitzered.

spitzered by snappy2 March 15, 2008

Spitznagle 

The token funny kid in a group who is typically underrated. Also a Spitznagle tends to play World of Warcraft.

Ian: Dude that was hilarious, tell that joke again.

Heath: Nah man, my level 70 Hunter needs to go ride a raptor.

Ian: You are such a spitznagle.

Spitznagle by Kevin Gypsy February 15, 2009

Spitzering 

To have a squeaky clean image while doing freaky shit on the side.

Sure he goes to church every Sunday, but he be spitzering with a dwarf prostitute and a donkey with one leg every Saturday night.

Spitzering by Shady Sartorius March 10, 2008

Spitze 

German for awesome. An exclamation used when awesome doesn't quite cut it.

Person A: What's for dinner?
Person B: Beef. It's what's for dinner.
Person A: Spitze!

Spitze by Polanoid April 15, 2010

Spinzies 

The Spinzies, or Spinsies,Spinzees, etc.
When you get to the state of being drunk, that it feels like the whole world is being spun around you. Usually most noticeable when trying to fall asleep, or when just really shit-faced.

Person 1: Dude, I had intense Spinzies last night after the 151
Person 2: fuck off.

Spinzies by Spinnakerbob February 22, 2009

Spinter’s third law 

Squirting 1-2 spritzes of lube (any flavour or un flavoured) into a zip loc sandwich baggie and using it to jerk off with, simply close the bag and discard it in the trash can when you are finished.

Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself

Spinter’s third law by Spinter April 7, 2021