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Spidermare 

The experience of a nightmare about spiders after a spider-related incident. Most often experienced by those with arachnophobia or extreme anxiety in the presence of a large and/or poisonous spider. Can often result in screams and leaping out of bed before fully awake, most likely due to their very realistic nature and tendency to be set in your actual sleeping environment.
That huge spider that I found crawling on me yesterday has given me spidermares
Spidermare by carnim April 6, 2011

Across the Spiderverse 

The sequel to Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse and also a Baller ass movie
Guy 1: Hey have you watched Across the Spiderverse?
Guy 2: Yes
*Guy 1 and 2 start making out*

Spidermelon 

(n) A small arachnid creature who infiltrates fully sized watermelons and lives in them for long periods of time.

Facts:
-Only one eye is seen from the outside of a spidermelon.
-Spidermelons are extremely aggressive and have been known to steal dogs and small children from yards bordering inhabited woods.
-A spidermelon has never been seen outside of its melon. Some scientist believe that the melon is actually grows with, and is a part of the spidermelons body.
The spidermelon was perched in the tree, waiting to attack the wounded leopard.

The snow owl stood no chance against the spidermelon's keen agility and wit.

If only I had watched him closer, we might still have Samuel with us... damn the spidermelon's, ...damn them.
Spidermelon by Scurvy Leper March 26, 2009

spiderverse trio

a three-group Consisting of sage POOKIE!!, alex GIRLIE POP, and Sierra SUPER★ who rlly Enjoyed the spiderverse Movie !!!!!!!!!!!! the Wildest fuckers In town 😹😹 FORMERLY KNOWN AS KITTIES TRIO
"Have you heard Of spiderverse trio?"
"bitches Crazy fr !!"
spiderverse trio by cosmo ★ December 11, 2022

spiderverse whopper 

a burger king ripoff of a pretty patty. if consumed, one will have: type 3 diabetes, constipation, and red diarrhea.
I ate the spiderverse whopper and had to take an atrocious shit at the burger king and it didn't come out.

spidermark

that's mark lee

mark lee is spidermark (spiderman)
Friend 1 - who's your favorite spiderman?
Friend 2 - mark lee spidermark
spidermark by enseateazen November 27, 2021