spiderbate

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When you squish up a bunch of spiders and use them as lubicrant to masturbate with.

Last night, I had the ultimate spiderbate with the help of some ceiling spiders.

spiderbate by Bryan "Locomotive" Freitas July 6, 2008

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Spiderbatmanben

Spiderbatmanben means when a boy called Ben has a gene called spider batman and every 1 of 399581 bens get it and from what we know there is only one

Do you have spiderbatmanben
Yep it’s super rare and I’m a superhuman

Spiderbatmanben by spiderbatmanben October 29, 2019

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Spidermare

The experience of a nightmare about spiders after a spider-related incident. Most often experienced by those with arachnophobia or extreme anxiety in the presence of a large and/or poisonous spider. Can often result in screams and leaping out of bed before fully awake, most likely due to their very realistic nature and tendency to be set in your actual sleeping environment.

That huge spider that I found crawling on me yesterday has given me spidermares

Spidermare by carnim April 6, 2011

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spidertell

The realization of not being able to afford a large amount of arachnids for household infestation purposes.

The spidertell was too much for him to handle; his prank was ruined.

spidertell by Mayonnaise Banana April 24, 2021

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Shiterbate

To go to the restroom, informing everyone you intend to take a shit, and remain in the restroom for an extended period of time while actually masterbating

Scott: Where is Kevin?
Andy: Oh he is in the bathroom, has been for 20 minutes, said he was taking a shit.
Scott: Oh, he must be going to shiterbate.

Shiterbate by Nazgul4591 November 1, 2009

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Spiderface

A more intelligent way of saying “spite your face”

“Cut off your nose to Spiderface” - Jim Helpert

Spiderface by Creative Casey November 16, 2020

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Spiderbait

The most fuckin awesome band in Australia. There are way better songs than Black Betty aswell.. The older albums rock harder than the new ones.

Spiderbait kick ass in the australian music industry. Rock on!

Spiderbait by m@l!c3 August 10, 2004

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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