Spick Dick

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What people call a Spanish guy's penis. Any central or south american guy you would normally call a spick. Well this spick has a dick so his dick is called a SPICK DICK, a beaner peener, or for his ball sack you'd call it a wetback nutsack.

Ashley - I'm lovin' that sexy blonde surfer over there.

Taylor - Fuck white guys, i love me some spick dick!

Spick Dick by LoveSpickDicks November 12, 2011

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A stupid bitch who loves spick dick

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Slick-dick

To be a Slick-dick is to send a gift to your loved one that coincidentally arrives with near perfect timing. Not something that you planned, but nonetheless something that enhances the overall experience for your partner.

In this instance the appearance of being slick would be unjustified, thus you're a Slick-dick.

Stuart sending an Easter egg making kit to Susie for her April birthday made him a "dick". Sending rollerskates that arrived just as her existing plans unravelled made Stuart a "Slick-dick".

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10 Inch Spic Dick

Intended for fun. If you run you're better off if you can't hang. If you stay baby come over here and gimme that play

Mija this 10 Inch Spic Dick don't just cum, it's a supersoaker ahaha

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Shick Dick

Clean shaved penis and genital area.

Yo I heard you had a shick dick!
Who told you that?
That chick you fucked last night

Shick Dick by Ebok8 June 25, 2009

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slick dick son of a bitch

The guy that comes up to your girl at a party and whisks her away with his greasy talk and slick mannerisms.

That slick dick son of a bitch took her home last night, and fucked her culo! Lock and load boys, let's go settle this.

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Spicy Dick

After handling peppers or other extremely hot substances, using the restroom without thuroughly washing your hands in between. A very painful affair.

Wash your hands after cutting up that habanero son, or else you'll get spicy dick!

Spicy Dick by Vinja Gosan January 13, 2011

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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