Slick-dick

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To be a Slick-dick is to send a gift to your loved one that coincidentally arrives with near perfect timing. Not something that you planned, but nonetheless something that enhances the overall experience for your partner.

In this instance the appearance of being slick would be unjustified, thus you're a Slick-dick.

Stuart sending an Easter egg making kit to Susie for her April birthday made him a "dick". Sending rollerskates that arrived just as her existing plans unravelled made Stuart a "Slick-dick".

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Slick Dick

An offensive term used to insult someone for being sneaky or slick. Occasionally used as flattery to describe a male player who sleeps with multiple women.

1. That Slick Dick motherfucker screwed me out of the deal!

2. "You slept with Sarah and Vicky?" "That's awesome, Slick Dick"

Slick Dick by Christopher Perkins May 16, 2008

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Slick Dick

(Alternitive Definition)

A man whose penis appears as though it is slimy, greasy, or oiled up all the time. A penis that is shiny, when it really should not be. Often found on desperate perverts who take shameless dick-selfies.

Hey Mike, if you ever send me another picture of your slick dick, we are no longer friends

Slick Dick by Oxford Dicktionary October 7, 2013

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slick dick

when ur doing it and there’s so much cum on your penis u can’t stick it in properly. there is no cure for this. once it’s slick...ur girl....or mom. can’t get the dick.

“AW IM SORRY BABE I HAVE SLICK DICK AGAIN!”

slick dick by bust.down.thotianna🥴 March 5, 2019

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Slick Rick has a slick dick, so do girls with skates on who get stuck in a blow storm.

ooo sniyat

slick dick by Matt F April 16, 2004

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slick dick son of a bitch

The guy that comes up to your girl at a party and whisks her away with his greasy talk and slick mannerisms.

That slick dick son of a bitch took her home last night, and fucked her culo! Lock and load boys, let's go settle this.

slick dick son of a bitch by Methcunt November 29, 2010

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Slick dick daddy

A wonderful drink that you can get at the bar. It has three different types of alcohol, sweet & sour, and a touch of 7 up. Almost always guaranteed to send you home with someone that you'll regret in the morning.

''Did you have fun last night?"
"Nope, he was a slick dick daddy"

Slick dick daddy by Wine-O Jew November 6, 2010

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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