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A person of great stupidity. This person was a waste of sperm and should just have been swallowed
Connor : What the fuck is wrong with Scott
Kevin : He is just a spengle
Spengle by Kevin the spengle June 7, 2016
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Spengleton 

A term used for people that do something stupid or out of the ordinary
He dropped a stone on his foot, What a spengleton
Spengleton by Conor McGuire December 12, 2016
Proper Noun: An STD-like curse in the form of a name, where a person must be referred to as 'Spewlet'. In order to transmit the curse, one needs to say their name is 'Spewlet FUPA Vomble' to a person they wish to have sexual relations with. When they have made passionate love, the possessee can then nominate the next target and denounce their title of 'Spewlet'. No pass-backs, and requires 2 forms of evidence of the deed being done.
Hey! I'm Spewlet FUPA Vomble, was your mother a beaver? Cause damn!
Wow! That Spewlet has the best finger in the game
Spewlet by MaceVindaloo45 August 8, 2023
The most hardcore person you'll meet. He's the best at everything and he also has a huge cock, is smart, athletic, funny, a great drummer, can sing, a chick magnet, and is a complete dream guy for all girls. Well he's just better than you no matter what.
Oh look at Speegle over there I'd love to get laid by him.

Speegle is the best guy I know no one is better than him.
Speegle by murk shit July 23, 2009

spenglebanner 

Someone who is a complete dumbass and frequently asks stupid questions, sometimes the same questions
Person 1: Do fish live in the ocean?
Person 2: yes you dumb spenglebanner
spenglebanner by rkndefine August 8, 2016

spenglebanner 

Someone who is dumb as shit and/or someone frequently asks dumb question throughout the day, sometimes the same question comes up multiple times.
Person 1: Do fish live in the ocean?
Person2: yes you spenglebanner
spenglebanner by rkndefines August 8, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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