Sperl

To shoot an innocent child by mistake. Named for Tony Sperl, a police officer who shat and killed an 8n year old kid in California who was holding a squirt gun.

Oh shit, I did a Sperl last night. Took me an hour to get the brain matter cleaned off my shoes

by Lew Stuhl October 21, 2008

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sperl

The watery like discharge from a squirtable Ketchup bottle that has not been previously used.

"oh man, i squeezed SPERL all over my hamburger!!"

by Renée R July 06, 2006

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sperling

A really skinny Jew boy who thinks extremely highly of himself contrary to popular belief and has a propensity for poodles. He may be found on weekend nights passed out after drinking 4 beers. Has a tendency to deviate from his natural ethnicity partaking in African American vernacular and hip-hop music. Often thought of as a thorn in you side, a sperling is actually a loyal and compassionate friend who seeks the acceptance of others. Lastly the sperling has a sister with a cum chin.

"Yo Reese, you're being a total sperling tonight."

by MackandBeas November 12, 2013

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