Sperlagmite

The crusty formation of residue that forms on the underside of a desk where copious amounts of porn is viewed.

I got totally grossed out when I tried to move my son's computer desk the other night. It had 6 inch sperlagmites on it!

by MyLittleWarlock December 13, 2012

spermaglite

Sperm standing upward.

noun: "Wow did you see the spermaglite i left on Debbies chin last night it was standing straight up"

Verb: " Im going to spermaglite a huge load on your bed if you dont stop your juvenile antics"

by larrylamour May 1, 2009