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used to mean "don't do anything stupid you might regret."

usually referring to someone about to commit suicide.
She knew he had been having a tough week, and could think of nothing to do but beg him to stay sperk.
sperk by noelle!@#$%^&* August 3, 2005
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People use the word sperk to say that they are smoking weed.
I sperked all bud over the weekend.
Sperk by Justlaxn7 December 28, 2007
Someone with a superiority complex that is so severe that they probably think they are better than god himself, but when they try to prove it , it fires back in their face like a male pornstar that gets off too quickly
“There goes jerry again trying to put down Bobby for being fat, oh shit Bobby just bitch slapped him back to hell ! He’s such a sperk”
Sperk by Ironically_sensical June 30, 2019
Pronoun: a person characterized by pretending to be a sexual predator. (Posing Sex Jerk)
He is the sperk running from the girl that is chasing him.
sperk by Charmin2929 July 7, 2010
soon-to-be family member
johnny's dating my brother! currently my sperk :)
sperk by hehesperky June 28, 2021
sherk /'sherk'/ (noun) someone who both shirks responsibility to do their own work and steals credit for another person's work, especially to advance themselves at the other's expense.

Etymology: triple portmanteau of "shark" (in the sense of a predator of other's efforts), "shirk" (to avoid work), and "jerk" (a contemptible person).
"Katharine Parker's character in the 1988 film 'Working Girl' is a canonical example of a sherk, an unscrupulous boss who steals her employees' ideas and claims credit for their work, while contributing nothing of value herself."

"Republican Senator Roger Wicker of Mississippi, who voted 'no' on the $1.9 trillion American Rescue Plan, later tweeted that he deserved credit for passing the widely popular bill, confirming once again that he is an 'odious sherk' as his critics have charged."
sherk by Richard.J.Barbalace March 12, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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