sperk

used to mean "don't do anything stupid you might regret."

usually referring to someone about to commit suicide.

She knew he had been having a tough week, and could think of nothing to do but beg him to stay sperk.

sperk by noelle!@#$%^&* August 3, 2005

Sperk

People use the word sperk to say that they are smoking weed.

I sperked all bud over the weekend.

Sperk by Justlaxn7 December 28, 2007

Sperk

Someone with a superiority complex that is so severe that they probably think they are better than god himself, but when they try to prove it , it fires back in their face like a male pornstar that gets off too quickly

“There goes jerry again trying to put down Bobby for being fat, oh shit Bobby just bitch slapped him back to hell ! He’s such a sperk”

Sperk by Ironically_sensical June 30, 2019

sperk

Pronoun: a person characterized by pretending to be a sexual predator. (Posing Sex Jerk)

He is the sperk running from the girl that is chasing him.

sperk by Charmin2929 July 7, 2010

sperk

soon-to-be family member

johnny's dating my brother! currently my sperk :)

sperk by hehesperky June 28, 2021

Sperk*

Name of a blog that contains Web 2.0 resources combined with info and personal stories about parenting adolescents.

Sperk* Raising two adolescent daughters requires no fear.

Sperk* by noonerblast December 23, 2011

Head Sparkin’ 

Thinking (as in the firing of neurons)

Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."

Head Sparkin’ by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020